“Gavin Volure” · Season 3, Episode 4
In this episode: Jack Donaghy (3), Liz Lemon (1), Tracy Jordan (1), Kenneth Parcell (1)
I've had to send more money home lately. There are problems on the farm. After years of inbreeding the pigs are getting violent and the pig shield around the house has worn thin.
Kenneth, how much money do you have in your savings?
Well, let's see. [looks in his coffee can] Eighty thousand dollars!
If you don't include Confederate money?
Four thousand dollars!
[after seeing "Tracy" sitting in the middle of the hallway] Tracy, get out of the hallway.
[jumps out from around the corner] OR AM I?
Oh God, this dream again.
That's not me. That's a Tracy Jordan Japanese Sex Doll. You can tell us apart because it's not suffering from a vitamin deficiency.
He's gonna' do it! Gavin Volure's gonna' jump!
Don't Gavin! That's gotta be fifteen, sixteen feet!
I thought by now you’d be somewhere that US law couldn’t touch you; like Bali, or Utah.
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