C.C quotes from 30 Rock

Jack

What are you doing in Harlem?

Oh I'm working out of the Clinton offices for a few weeks. I'm helping Hillary retool her universal healthcare platform.

Jack

God, I want to kiss you on the mouth to stop you from saying such ridiculous things.

I've been going crazy the last few days thinking about our night together. How you wanted to brush my hair as foreplay. How you made me that Western omelet at 4 a.m. I've never met anyone like you, Jack.

Jack

Be with me, C.C. We'll ignore our differences 'til the sex goes bad then we'll walk away bitter and angry.

Nobody can know we're together. Not even your friend Tracy Jordan out there.

Jack

I don't think you have to worry about Tracy.

Tracy

Stop eating people's old French fries, pigeon; have some self respect! Don't you know you can fly?

Jack

[about C.C.] She is my lover. That's right. She's my liberal, hippy-dippy mama; my groovy chick; my old lady. She was our chief adversary during the Sheinhardt Wig hearings. She wants to tax us all to death and make it legal for a man to marry his own dog. But I think what we have is special, and I'm proud of her. And I'm not going to hide it any longer. I'm Jack Donaghy, damn it! And this is my woman.

I gave to NPR last year.

My children go to public school.

I'm gay.

I'm black.

Jack, thank you so much. And I just wanted you to know that in 1984 I voted for Ronald Reagan.

I murdered my wife.