Elisa quotes from 30 Rock

Elisa

How dare you say such things so close to the statue of Santa Lucia, patron saint of judgmental statues!

Elisa

You over-analyze everything with your big head!

Jack

Well you have big boobs.

Elisa

Which you'll NEVER touch again!!

Jack

This conversation has taken an unfortunate turn.

Liz

[Singing while eating cheese] Working on my night cheese. [knock at the door] Uhh, Jack! Do you know what time it is? I was sound asleep.

Jack

I heard you singing "Night Cheese". Lemon, I've had a crazy night. We all could learn a lot from Tracy Jordan. We went out clubbing; his life is like Enron 1999. It's wild.

Elisa

[sneaks in] I'm sure it was!

Liz

How are you so quiet when your parades are so loud?!

Elisa

I have a terrible secret. Please don't ask me what it is.

Liz

I don't want to know what it is! [Pause] Are you a man?

Elisa

Really, Lemon? You want to see me naked?

Liz

Kind of.