Devon quotes from 30 Rock

Jack

Devon, what can I do for you?

Devon

I think we're way past that Jack. Let's be honest with each other. I'll go first. I'm gay and I want your job.

Jack

Devon, I'm straighter than you are gay, and I leave particles of guys like you in my wind. I'm not afraid of you.

Devon

Yeah? Well you should be.

Jack

Let's just see how it all shakes out in the meeting.

Devon

Yeah, let's... Oh, by the way, little slim-waisted birdie in a page jacket told me you got nothing! You're going down.

Jack

No, Devon. I don't do that.

Sir, a Mr. Adouche is on the phone? I. M. Adouche.

Jack

I am a douche? [winces] Banks!! [picks up phone] What do you want?

Devon

Did you say it?

Jack

No, I knew right away.

Jack

Moron says what?

Devon

What?

Devon

Moron says what? Jack? ...Jack?