Frank Rossitano quotes from 30 Rock

Frank

There was a cyclone in Brooklyn last year. It destroyed two vinatage t-shirt stores and a banjo.

Tracy

So, how you doing over there, Theo Huxtable.

I'm doing good.

Tracy

Nah-uh. Superman does good; you're doing well. You need to study your grammar, son.

Frank

[to Toofer] Wow, that was embarrassing for you.

Frank

Yeah it's pretty good but I think the boobs should swing more.

Tracy

Yeah then I could go "Rodney, don't make me come over there and beat you in the head with one of my boom booms."

Liz

It rhymes with your favorite Todd Rundgren album.

Frank

It rhymes with Hermit of Mink Hollow?

Here's a tip, Cerie. Decide what you want before you open the refrigerator. You just released enough hydrofluorocarbons to kill a penguin. [pulls out a picture] This penguin!

Frank

You ever take off that costume?

You ever take off yours? Greenzo, out.

Did he just talk to me like I'm ugly?

Tracy

My genius will not be denied! I'm like Mozart! You're like that guy who was always jealous of Mozart.

Frank

Salieri?

Tracy

No thank you. I already ate.

Jack

Now let me hear you say the seven most important words in the American judicial system.

Frank

My client has no memory of that.

Jack

I also would have accepted "You can't prove that's the governor's semen."

Jack

Alright everyone, it's back to the drawing board. Legal rejected all of our ideas - every one of the names we came up with was offensive in some language, including English, Frank.

Frank

They knew what a Hot Richard was?

Frank

We figured Lutz is never going to get married, but he wants a bachelor party, so we're taking him to a strip club. You wanna come?

Tracy

Come on, Liz Lemon, you don't want to be treated any differently, do you?

Liz

Sure, I'll go.

Tracy

All right!

Liz

But you won't.

Tracy

[gasp] Twist!

Frank

Tracy, did you hear? Fred Dawkins, the incredibly overweight guy Pac-man was based off of, died.

Tracy

I will eat a bowl of cherries and some ghost meat in his honor.

Liz

If I die, my ghost is gonna haunt you!

Frank

Then your ghost is going to see some disgusting stuff.