If you get rich off this stuff, just take care of my family. I don't want my kids to have to go to college.
“The Source Awards” · Season 1, Episode 16
In this episode: Tracy Jordan (2), Jack Donaghy (1), Liz Lemon (1)
I truly don't like you as a person. [inspirational music starts playing] Can't one human being not like another human being? Can't we all just not get along?
SSteven
Liz, I wish it could be like that... and maybe someday our children or our children's children will hate each other like that, but it just doesn't work that way today.
So what you're saying is that any woman that doesn't like you is a racist.
SSteven
No, no, no, no, no. [music stops] Some women are gay.
That's where Donaghy Estates comes in. Now as you may have read in Robert Parker's Wine Newsletter, "Donaghy Estates tastes like the urine of Satan after a hefty portion of asparagus."
Wow. The manatee becomes the Mento.
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