Tracy Jordan quotes from 30 Rock

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Dress every day like you're going to get murdered in those clothes.

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I'm buggin' out. I'm buggin' out. I'm buggin' out!

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This is untoward! This is not toward!

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Damn straight. I'm delightful.

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If you get rich off this stuff, just take care of my family. I don't want my kids to have to go to college.

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Wow. The manatee becomes the Mento.

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I believe that the moon does not exist. I believe that vampires are the world's greatest golfers but their curse is they never get a chance to prove it. I believe that there are 31 letters in the white alphabet. Wait... what was the question?

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Oh check this out! My key to the city of Gary, Indiana. Mmmm, look at this! My gold record from my novelty party song!

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[singing, dressed up as a werewolf] Werewolf bar mitzvah, spooky scary. Boys becoming men, men becoming wolves.

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I'm whipped! Angie got me up at 7:30 today. Did you know that in the morning, they have food, TV, almost everything. It's pretty good.

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I do not want to disappoint our Japanese public, especially Godzilla. Hahaha! I'm just kidding; I know he doesn't care what humans do.

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And finally, I'd like to thank you, Pacific Rimmers, for all that you've given us: karaoke, karate, and most of all... WANIZAME ATAKKU! SHARK ATTACK!

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[regarding his ankle bracelet alcohol monitoring device] Maybe I'll just compromise: go to the party, cut off my foot and drink all I want!

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Black people, don't vote! Did you know that in the amount of time it takes to vote you could play three games of pool? Three! Now that's fresh.

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They do that a lot in movies: An Affair to Remember, Sleepless in Seattle, and that remake of An Affair to Remember that I was in, A Blaffair to Rememblack.

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What everyone needs to do is calm down, take a deep breath, and prepare their bodies for the Thunderdome. That is the new law.