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30 Rock · Season 2, Episode 11

“MILF Island” quotes from 30 Rock

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“MILF Island” · Season 2, Episode 11

In this episode: Jack Donaghy (2), Liz Lemon (2)

The stutter got so bad I was taken out of my grade and put in the special class, held in the boiler room. My only other classmate was named Gilly. He'd fallen though the ice as a child and was technically dead for 57 minutes. They taught us to sweep sawdust so we could find work at a mill. Of course I overcame the stutter in three languages. On to Princeton, Harvard, the top of the business world. I thought I blocked this out, but a thing like this brings back emotions.

I'm so sorry.

I feel like I'm back in that boiler room, making little piles of sawdust while Gilly plays with himself in the corner...

And Deborah is testing off the charts in the most profitable demographics: Soccer moms, NASCAR dads, white collar pervs and the obese.

This show is the worst. Didn't one of those MILFs die during production?

JDJ.D.

She had too much champagne and a monkey knocked her into some quicksand - it could happen anywhere!

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