Zoey 101 · Season 3
So, Lola...have you ever thought about being a model?
Um...no. I'm more into acting.
Oh! Well, that works too.
What do you mean?
Well it's just, you're so pretty. Actually, all three of you girls are. Must be something in the water at PCA. I better start drinking it!
So talk to me.
About?
Come on, man. Last year, a week before summer vacation, you sent Zoey a text massage saying you love her and now after the summer you show up at school with a girlfriend. Talk!
You know how they say that everything happens for a reason?
I've heard that saying.
Well, I think that there's a reason why Zoey didn't get that text massage. I think it was something, I don't know, karma, universe, The Lord, The Force. Something was trying to tell me that Zoey and I are meant to be really good friends. And that's all.
You sure on that?
I mean, look at it like this: a guy's gonna have a lot of girlfriends in his life, right? Well, I don't want Zoey to be just another one of those girls that I date for a few months or even a few years and then it's over. I want Zoey to be my best friend for a really long time! You know what I'm saying?
Y-y-yeah, I know what your saying... I just thought that I was your best friend... But if I've been replaced by Zoey then...
Zoey's my girl best friend. You're still number one, man!
That's all I wanted to hear! (goes to hug Chase)
You're such an idiot.
Thanks, man!
Rebecca has a big problem with you and me being friends.
I know.
She said... You know?
Yeah, she came to my room and told me to stay away from you.
She sorta said the same thing to me today.
Did you explain to her that we're just friends?
Yeah.
And she said?
That if I wanted her to be my girlfriend I can't... Hang out with you anymore or talk to you.
Okay, I get it. Look, the most important thing to me is that you're happy.
Me too so... I dumped her!
Good, that little skunkbag.
...Zoey Brooks! Such language!
Well, she was horrible!
Yeah, I kinda figured that out. (Zoey throws a grape at Chase) What was that for?
For making me think you weren't going to be my friend any more.
I said I dumped her, didn't I?
So, Zoey just walked right in?
Right in.
She should have knocked first.
Yeah, that would have been nice.
And you're sure Zoey saw you and Rebecca kiss?...
Oh, yeah. They were kissing.
Are you a thousand percent sure they were kissing?
Either that or Chase was trying to suck the teeth out of her mouth...
So, you just stopped kissing, looked up and there was Zoey standing right there in the doorway?
Yep...
Harsh!
Yeah, it wasn't the most comfortable moment of my life.
So what did you say?...
He said, "This is Rebecca, my girlfriend".
You sure he said, "Girlfriend'?
Maybe you misunderstood. Maybe he said... 'Grillfriend'?
Grillfriend?
Yeah, you know maybe they just cook things together... Outdoors...
Is that a real chicken?
It was a real chicken.
Then why did you make me do all that ridiculous stuff?
'Cause you called me a spaz. I don't like being called a spaz. Never did. Not even as a child. I hope you learned a little lesson here.
You're guys... Am I... Am I unappealing?! Would you show up at my house on Valentine's Day with a pretzel from a gas station?!
We're just teenagers!
And I don't even like pretzels...
You're just a mess!
Coco!
Carl?
What are you doing with another man!
You dumped me!
And that gives you the right to date other men?!
Yeah, kinda!
Wow, this is great!
I just don't understand why they call it "a pair of pants".
Why not?
Because a pair means two, like a pair of shoes or a pair of gloves. Two shoes, two gloves. Why pair of pants?
Because, man, you would sound stupid if you were like, "Hey, man. I love my new pant. You like my new pant? Check out my new pant!"
Oh, man! Hey, Quinn, you think you could fix our model airplane?
I could fix a real airplane!
What is that?
Why is our dorm adviser rolling on the ground?
Coco! Are you okay?
Do I look okay? I'm a woman on the concrete.
Did Carl break up with you again? (Coco continues sobbing and screaming)
I think Carl broke up with her again.
Come on, let's get her up. (Zoey, Lola, and Quinn try to pick up Coco)
No, no! Just leave me here to die. (Zoey and Quinn pick her up and drag her away) My cell phone! (Lola gets the cell phone)
I can't believe he dumped me over the phone!
But he always dumps you over the phone.
Yeah, like every three weeks!
Oh, God! What is that?
We're really sorry.
But we gotta go start our homework.
I just don't understand guys. First, they tell you that they love you. Then, they tell you that you're too clingy and needy and, man, I'm hungry. I mean, I know I can be moody and bloated and judgmental and I may not bathe as much as other girls, but I'm fun to be with, right? RIGHT?! (Coco keeps sobbing.) Oh, man, there's a hair on my honeydew. (picks up honeydew, removes hair, and puts honeydew in her mouth. Zoey drops her food that she was about to eat in disgust)
Ooh, maybe it's Carl. Oh, gross, it's my mother. (answers phone) What?! No, Mom, he hasn't called. That's right, Mom. I'm gonna grow old and die alone.
Wow, you have a horrible dorm adviser.
I have to say it, I'm a little bit embarrassed for you.
This is a sports related injury! That makes me cool!
Dude, tripping over a basketball on the way to the bathroom is not cool... (sees Quinn and Lola) Oh, hey, Quinn and Lola. What's up females?
Oh, hey!
What have you guys been doing?
I've been watching Quinn research rats for the past three hours
Yeah, well, you'll change your tone when I catch that rat and lock him away forever.
Uh, what rat?
(to Michael) What happened to your foot?
Oh, it's a sports related injury.
He tripped over a basketball on his way to pee.
Why do you tell people?! Why don't you just put it on the news! Hey! Where's Jeremiah Trottman? Chase has a breaking story!
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