Michael and Chase in “Chase's Girlfriend”

Michael

So talk to me.

Chase

About?

Michael

Come on, man. Last year, a week before summer vacation, you sent Zoey a text massage saying you love her and now after the summer you show up at school with a girlfriend. Talk!

Chase

You know how they say that everything happens for a reason?

Michael

I've heard that saying.

Chase

Well, I think that there's a reason why Zoey didn't get that text massage. I think it was something, I don't know, karma, universe, The Lord, The Force. Something was trying to tell me that Zoey and I are meant to be really good friends. And that's all.

Michael

You sure on that?

Chase

I mean, look at it like this: a guy's gonna have a lot of girlfriends in his life, right? Well, I don't want Zoey to be just another one of those girls that I date for a few months or even a few years and then it's over. I want Zoey to be my best friend for a really long time! You know what I'm saying?

Michael

Y-y-yeah, I know what your saying... I just thought that I was your best friend... But if I've been replaced by Zoey then...

Chase

Zoey's my girl best friend. You're still number one, man!

Michael

That's all I wanted to hear! (goes to hug Chase)

Chase

You're such an idiot.

Michael

Thanks, man!