(stands up and shouts out) I hate chemistry! Hate it! I just wanna make that clear.
Have a French fry, it'll calm you right down.
No thanks, I'm already full. And what happened to all your talking about eating healthier food?
What? The French fry, made by the potato, a vegetable! Dipped in ketchup, made from the tomato - also a vegetable! (Stifles laugh when Zoey is eating a French fry)
(Drops the fry on Chase's tray) Goodbye. (Walks Away)
Or we could kiss on it? (Zoey slaps him) We'll shake on it.
You know, most girls' biggest problems with their roommate is they borrow their clothes without asking. I've got one who loses rats, shoots me in the head with plasma bolts, and fills my room with homemade nerve gas.
Which, apparently, doesn't work too well.
Oh! Why isn't he unconscious?!
I'm gonna go get some coffee. [she leaves]
[to the rat] Don't you feel lightheaded?! Drowsy?! ...Oh, you are smarter than I am.
Who cares? I've gotta go prove to my rat that no rodent can outsmart Quinn Pensky. Are ya ready for me, rat? Are you ready for a piece of Quinn?!
B Ms. Bromwell
Oh, Zoey, you're good friends with Chase... Is his hair naturally that way or is it a perm?
She's not dating Logan, okay? I've known her since the first day she came here to PCA and I know she'd never date a jerk like Logan!
He's one of your best friends!!
Which is how I know he's a jerk!
How can I not? I've been intellectually bested by an animal with a brain the size of a raisin. He won, I lost.
I don't even think the rat knew he was in a competition.
I thought Chase was over Zoey!
What do you mean? There was no two year crush on Zoey! Right, Michael?
(sarcastic) Yes, there was no crush, you silly people.
(to Chase about Zoey and Logan) Why do you care so much about this?
Because I'm a caring person, see?!?! (makes caring face)
Logan?! (about being her tutor)
Like I'm thrilled about this. (being Zoey's tutor)
(to her chemistry teacher) Logan doesn't know anything about chemistry! Logan doesn't know anything about anything!
Let's consider the other possiblities!
Am I the ONLY normal person here? (pulls out flute and starts playing)
B Ms. Bromwell
(talking to Chase) Is your hair natural?
(touches hair) Uh... yeah.
B Ms. Bromwell
I don't believe it.
Listen, I told Chase about me and you.
What? I thought we decided we should keep it a secret.
I know, but he's my friend. You mad?
No. I hate that I have to keep lying to Lola and Quinn.
Yeah, we shouldn't have to keep secrets from our friends.
I know, it's just Chemistry.
Yeah, chemistry, which we have together.
(comes out of bush) Alright! I've heard enough!
Chase! What were you doing in that bush?!
Look, I wanted to tell you, but I was embarrassed!
You should be embarrassed! I mean, LOGAN!
Yeah, but he's taught me so much.
It's true. I mean, he really knows the stuff.
(stomps off) Oh! Oh! Ugh! Oh, God!
T Mr. Toplin
[as he hands students back their history tests] I'd like to congratulate you all on your tests, which I know weren't easy. Most of you did quite well.
[to Vince] Vince, listen. I want you to know I'm not gonna turn you in for cheating.
If... You swear not to do it anymore.
Good. So, no more cheating.
No, I'm just letting you know I hear ya. I'm still gonna cheat.
[whispering to Chase] Dude! Don't irritate Vince!
T Mr. Toplin
[as he gives Vince back his test] And it looks like we have a new MVP of this class. Vince Blake gets 100! [everyone cheers]
T Mr. Toplin
Nice work, Vince.
Hey, when Vince Blake does something, he always...
Vince cheated. [the whole class stares]
T Mr. Toplin
What did you say?
Vince stole the answers to the test. I saw him do it.
T Mr. Toplin
Chase, that's a very serious charge.
T Mr. Toplin
Well, unless you have some proof, I suggest...
He snuck in here at night and took pictures of the test with his cellphone. And I bet he wasn't smart enough to delete 'em. [Vince gives him a look]
T Mr. Toplin
Vince, may I see your cellphone?
I can't believe the three of you took on the whole football team!
Yeah, Del Figgalo helped. Sorta.
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