I'm gonna call some designers and drum up votes. Once again, I find myself begging gay men to love me.
S10 E13The Real McCoy
MMcCoy
I came on too strong and freaked Will out. I mean, I've known him for two days, and I've already met his mother, found out what kind of perfume she likes and seen what her house looks like on Google Earth.
At least you don't know what Kevin Bacon's trash smells like.
S10 E14Supreme Courtship
You hurt the feelings of my male fiancée - or "Boyance", if you will.
I guess that makes you "Gay-Z".
I'm gonna get my boyfriend a Valentine's Day gift, because even if he doesn't believe in romance, I do.
CDCab driver
That's sweet. When you say "boyfriend", you really mean "cat", right?
S10 E15Bad Blood
It'll be nice to connect with your dad, and for you to bond with my mom...
I'm already close with your mom.
You're listed in her phone as "Will's Jewish friend".
Mr. Adler, have you taken any recreational drugs in the last 24 hours?
MMartin
No.
Great. [hands him a cup] I'll give you 20 bucks to fill this up with your urine.
S10 E16Conscious Coupling
Wow, so that voice comes out of you. I always pictured a sexy, animated rabbit.
That's how I picture myself, except with a whip.
So what if I make a little more effort than Malcolm? Are you saying that you've never gone out of your way for your man?
No, but to be fair, my men are women.
Oh - you're a vagitarian. Question: are you permanently parked in the lesbian zone, or do you move your car to alternate sides of the street from time to time for plowing?
This car is parked up on blocks with 100 tickets on the windshield.
It boils my blood that they still give tickets for being gay!
S10 E17The Things We Do for Love
Have you even told your friends about us?
No, not yet, but I've been thinking... I think it's time for me to dump all my friends and get new ones who are Black and gay, like us!
Larry, you found my coin?
LLarry
The ER doctor did. He asked me how it got where it did, and it all came flooding back: Me not wanting to dance, Will saying I was a dancing machine, you saying if someone put a coin in me, I...
...had to dance! [laughs] Now I remember! Karen put a coin...
LLarry
Please don't finish that sentence!
S10 E18Jack's Big Gay Wedding
Please tell me you found a way for us to get to Spain.
Wouldn't that be nice, but no. We are getting married at midnight, right here at Gate 35A, the nicest of the 35s. Papi, I know it's not Spain, but at least our wedding won't be on a Tuesday.
Oh, thank God. Because we wouldn't want our wedding to be cursed by being forced to have it at, oh I don't know... an airport! What, do you wanna have our honeymoon in the men's room?
Jack, that's where we had our second date.
MMarcus
Sometimes, the things we do without thinking? They end up being the best things we ever do.
Really. Because I have a Bow-Flex and cargo pants that would say otherwise.
S11 E1Eat, Pray, Love, Phone, Sex
Oh, Karen, hi. Sorry, I must have butt-dialed.
Is there anything you people's butts can't do?
So far, I've yet to be disappointed.
Silence! I need everyone's attention, because I've got big boobs... I mean, big news... but then again, look at 'em!
S11 E2Pappa Mia
[about Will & McCoy's baby] Wow, lucky kid - having two dads, just like Jesus.
And she'll have a Mary right across the hall.
This one ain't a virgin.
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