Estefan quotes from Will & Grace

Jack

Estefan, this is Will and Grace. Will, Grace, Estefan.

[looking at Grace] Oh, this is Will! Look at him, with his square jaw and wild mane of red hair!

Grace

What? No! I'm not Will! I'm obviously a woman!

Maybe you are not the one to say what is obvious.

Jack

He's got you there, Grace.

Jack

Please tell me you found a way for us to get to Spain.

Wouldn't that be nice, but no. We are getting married at midnight, right here at Gate 35A, the nicest of the 35s. Papi, I know it's not Spain, but at least our wedding won't be on a Tuesday.

Jack

Oh, thank God. Because we wouldn't want our wedding to be cursed by being forced to have it at, oh I don't know... an airport! What, do you wanna have our honeymoon in the men's room?

Jack, that's where we had our second date.

Who would want Jack to grow up? Will, sit down. In Spain, we have a story about a boy who is forever young, he never grows up, and he wears tights.

Will

Yeah, it's Peter Pan.

No, in our version this forever boy fights a pirate with a hook for a hand, and his best friend is a teeny, tiny fairy.

Will

That's Peter Pan.

No, "Pedro" escapes to "Nunca Nunca Land"...

Will

That means he escapes to "Never Never Land". It's Peter Pan!

You are wrong. Anyway, that is not the point. The point is, Jack should never grow up. He reminds us all what it feels like to be young.

Will

[sighs] I can't argue with you there.

It's just like Pedro said, "Yo nunca quiero ser adulto".

Will

"I won't grow up"! It's Peter Pan!