Karen Walker quotes from Will & Grace

Karen

[singing] Hush, little gay boy, don't you cry...

Karen

There they are, the Jewish woman and the Black man who are about to get married. I get such a kick that that's legal.

Karen

I love Filipinos; they're Asian, but they're not cocky about it.

Karen

Sorry I'm late, but I got here as soon as I wanted to.

Karen

Marriage is a series of moments. Waking up in the morning. Smiling at each other over the kitchen table. Hiding jewelry together and blaming the maid. Then firing her and watching her cry as she packs her one tattered suitcase into the back of a cab. You know - couple stuff.

Karen

Rosario gave me that perfume. She said it would bring true love into my life. Her exact words were, "This will cover up the stink of the alcohol, and then maybe you can trick a man into tolerating you."

Karen

OK, honey, BRB. I'm gonna go powder the inside of my nose.

Karen

Silence! I need everyone's attention, because I've got big boobs... I mean, big news... but then again, look at 'em!

Karen

So, you have an egg donor, but this other woman's going to carry your gay baby for nine months. How much is making God cry going to cost you?

Karen

I can't die in coach! They'll find my body with the poors, all mixed in with the Tater Tots and the Crocs!

Karen

I've gotta get my ring back. Stan gave it to me the night we bought our first election.

Grace

Can you please fax this application over to the realtor?

Karen

Oh, honey. Machinery. No.

Grace

Karen, I'm not gonna marry someone just because I want a nice apartment.

Karen

Um... yes. That- that would be wrong.

Grace

It would be settling. I want to marry "the one."

Karen

And well you should, honey. How else are you gonna get to the two and the three?

Karen

Honey, I can't go. I have a home, a husband and three beautiful stepchil -- No, wait. Two. Two beautiful stepchildren. Sorry. Yeah. Olivia and...

Jack

Mason?

Karen

Honey, I was getting there.

Jack

Well, look at you. You're like an icon to gay men.

Karen

Oh!

Jack

You've got the sass, the class, the ass.