Karen Walker quotes from Will & Grace

Karen

A gay man breaking into the ranks of nursing? Why, that's like a butch girl playing softball - you just don't see it every day!

Karen

This is Jackie, he's a 'Fagilow.'

Karen

Rosie, I'm glad you're home. You got a minute? I'm a little down. You see, the guy I'm in love with, it turns out that he don't love me no mo'. But you know what? I'm not going to give up! No, I'm not! Because when you meet someone that you feel a deep connection with, you must do everything in your power to - Ohhh, the bitch hung up on me!

Karen

Grace, please! A girl'll do anythin' to get a peek at my pie!

Karen

[of Lorraine] I've been like a mother to that girl. I've locked her in her room, I've told her she was fat, and the other day I left her in a store!

Karen

We need a new show... Something that combines the gay sensibility of Sex in the City with the gay sensibility of Frasier and the gay sensibility of Friends.

Karen

Every healthy relationship between a gay man and a straight woman has a "sell by" date.

Karen

I'll say it again: Fags really are a hoot.

Karen

Driver, turn up the heat in here. There's a little nip the air. [looks down her shirt] Oops, make that two of 'em.

Karen

Listen, honey, I gotta go. it's time for my Christian book club. This week we're burning Catcher in the Rye.

Karen

Gay, straight, black, white...What's the difference? We all finish ourselves off in the end, anyway!

Karen

I smell liquor on my breath. You're drunk!

Karen

My catchphrase is "24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case." You figure it out.

Karen

I love tea. It's so proper. Now, do you take lemon or peyote in yours?

Karen

[to her maid] Jasmine, you have such beautiful hair. I wanna see it on the dresser by bedtime. [Jasmine leaves, horrified] You know, some people say thank you when they get a compliment.