Can you please fax this application over to the realtor?
Oh, honey. Machinery. No.
“A New Lease on Life” · Season 1, Episode 2
In this episode: Grace Adler (3), Karen Walker (2), Will Truman (1)
Karen, I'm not gonna marry someone just because I want a nice apartment.
Um... yes. That- that would be wrong.
It would be settling. I want to marry "the one."
And well you should, honey. How else are you gonna get to the two and the three?
[Will and Grace are looking at apartments]
$2900 for a loft in Noho... $2300 for a loft in Soho...
That's too much money to pay for any... ho.
OK, here: charming one-bedroom, Chelsea-adjacent, well-maintained, $1500. Sounds great.
OK, let me decode: "Charming"? Tiny. "Chelsea-adjacent"? New Jersey. "Well-maintained"? Super washes blood off sidewalk daily.
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