Lauren quotes from What I Like About You

Lauren

(to Val) Your sister's got two boyfriends and you got none!

Lauren

Better cover up the supremes. Tonight is not about you girls.

Lauren

Hey, how come when you drink, you get a husband and when I drink, I just get puffy?

Lauren

LOOK AT ME! Okay, now I'm going to a singles party dressed as a naughty flight attendant, so I can find someone to "fly" me. Yes I'm actually going with that line.

Lauren

Ah, well, hi there, Daddy! Pardonez-moi, pardonez-moi. The girls did not tell me you were tall, silver, and handsome! Call me Mommy, just let me feel the beat of that.

Lauren

Interesting. Do you compare it to hell because it's all hot and sweaty, and kinda burns?

Lauren

Unless you want to disappoint your sister on her birthday. She did raise you.

Lauren

Oh my god, that guy is cute. I should ask him out for a drink. I mean, pie.

Lauren

Oh, the guys at AA are so much hotter than they are at Overeaters Anonymous.

Lauren

(about all the fireman in the bakery) It's like a gay bar. With hope.

Lauren

The only crime here is takin' a picture of me from that angle. I'm goin' to look like Nick Nolte! Now, c'mon, you're going to take it again!

Lauren

(to Val, who is being pessimistic about her Star Wars-themed wedding) Stop looking for the "Dark Side," Ms Darth Vader!

Lauren

Where's the can?

Val

God, I used to know.

Vic and Val almost kissed?

That's from the sister, it's gold!

Does the second floor know?

Holly

(to Lauren) Don't just stand there, be shocking! Take off your top or something!

Lauren

Eh, they don't want to see those again.

Lauren

Hey, bike messenger.

Vince

I have a name.

Lauren

(touches Vince's abs) Yeah, don't care.