Vince quotes from What I Like About You

Vince

(to Val and Holly) So it's Friday night and you're going to the gym and you're staying home. You guys are such animals!

Vince

(on what he saw before the car hit him) I also saw my baseball glove, my gross Uncle Ruben, and an unfamiliar cat.

Vince

So, I got your text message. What's the emergency? You need your man for something? Lift something heavy? Kill a bug? Ride a bull? I'm your man.

Vince

I gotta make more money, Gary. Holly's just gonna make more and more. I'm telling you, she's going places. And I'm just going to those places to deliver packages.

Lauren

Hey, bike messenger.

Vince

I have a name.

Lauren

(touches Vince's abs) Yeah, don't care.

Gary

Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen?

Vince

I don't think that's three names or legal.

Gary

Not for another two hundred and forty-eight days. (loud) I got it! Ann B. Davis! The maid on "The Brady Bunch"!?

Vince

(pauses, then gives in) Yes.

Holly

We need cheese.

Vince

We got cheese.

Holly

Spicy mustard?

Henry

Got it.

Holly

Toothpicks?

Gary

Right here.

Tina

Tampons.

Aw, hell no!

Val

People from Yale are such jackasses.

Vince

Hey! My father went to Yale!

Val

Ooh. Sorry. I'm sure he was a very nice man.

Vince

No, I'm just kidding. My father's a loser.

Vince

Got any tools?

Holly

Oh, yeah. (hands Vince small pink tool box)

Vince

(takes it and pulls out a small red hammer) Could take a while!

Holly

Can you still get girls?

Vince

Isn't that our whole problem?

Holly

How great is it that Ben got a gig at the diner?

Vince

So great. Now I get to see even more of that guy. All Ben, all the time.

Holly

(singing off key) You make me feel like a natural woman..

Gary

You're gonna wear something low cut, right?

Holly

What do you think, Ben?

Ben

I think you could use a little more rehearsal.

Holly

Vince?

Vince

You're awesome. Sing it again.

Gary

Did I ever tell anyone that you wrote Celine Dion a fan letter?

Vince

[shouts] She is excellent and Gary, you told everyone!

Vince

Well, where is she?

Gary

Uh, well, she's not in Princeton visiting Henry.

Vince

What? Why would she go there? The radio guy told her to talk to her boyfriend, listen to his side!

Gary

Well, you know, Henry was her first love and... and he's known her the longest and you know, well, he's really really smart and dude was an excellent boyfriend.

Vince

... Oh, god, do you think they'll get back together? They can't get back together. Gary, don't let them get back together!

Gary

Calm down, girl!

Vince

I hate Holly! I hate Holly! I hate Holly! I can't believe she and Henry...

Ben

Look, if she was going to sleep within the line of succession, then it should have been me, you, and then Henry.