(claps) All right, listen up ladies. As you know, tonight is the premiere of our (jazz hands) Jazz Night. In an effort to bring in a finer clientele, I have created a more upscale look. So if you please... snap on these [clip-on ties] and do not spill anything on them, for they are very classy and cost me four dollars a dozen.
Who made you the boss of me?
Val. Val promoted me to manager.
Ha ha, and then what happened, you woke up?! Liar! Val is like an older sister to me - why would she pick you over me?
Oh, I don't know... maybe because I'm a business major, I show up to work on time, and I don't have a huge tab under the assumed name of Ms. Bar. Mitzvah.
Did you promote Gary over me and if so, why?
Well, Ms. Mitzvah...
Interesting. Do you compare it to hell because it's all hot and sweaty, and kinda burns?
What is wrong with us, Val?
Well, you're controlling.
And you don't know what you want.
We're both not well.
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