Tina: Ok, how stupid are we?
Gary: Well, I know how stupid you are.
(To Marcus) Would you like a muffin? (turns to get one, and Lauren stands in front of Marcus)
Me llamo Muffin.
(about all the fireman in the bakery) It's like a gay bar. With hope.
(A mugger comes up behind Vince and grabs him)
MMugger
Don't say a word.
(back turned, thinking its Vince) Oh, I won't--
Holly.
Ohh!
MMugger
Just give me all your money.
Yes, and our valuables.
MMugger
Yeh-yeah. Thanks!
They're not being firemen, they're being firebabies!
You know what? I would ask you for the strawberries but you'd probably charge me for them. That's a burn!
Okay, if that what you want to believe, that's fine. But I know something you don't know.
What do you know?
I can't tell you. I promised Robyn that I wouldn't tell.
What are you talking about?
If I tell you what I promised, then I would be telling you.
Tell me.
I can't.
Can you tell me?
Well, if Robyn never said that I couldn't tell you. So, Robyn fired him, remember?
She had every-
Remember how you were rehired five minutes later? Did you ever wonder why?
Why?
Because I went back that day to beg for Robyn to give you your job back. (to Rubin) And instead I struck a deal with the Devil.
Oh my god!
I know, right?
I can't believe it - why didn't you ever tell me?
Uh, she promised!
You totally said that you were going after my man!
RRobyn
No, actually, you did.
Twister! Twister! She is twisting all my words.
All right, fantastic four, back together again.
(Holly and Vince walk away, and both Tina & Gary's cell phones ring)
Aww Holly!
Viiiiiiiiince!
Where... where is Val? And what are you doing here?
Well, after your big fight, I came over here to calm her down. And eat your romantic dinner - shrimp has a very small window.
MMarcus
Nope, bunk's empty. Awww... look how nice he makes it, just like my mommy.
I'm sorry! I'm so sorry. I don't want to be right anymore. I just want to be right here in your arms.
Good, because this is exactly where I want you to be.
What the hell was that?
We're the one millionth customer... that's a fire alarm! Okay, I'll see you in the morning, baby...
Okay, just listen, be careful... be careful with your pelvis... and your feet and your legs and your head and your ears-
-I know
-and your nose - be careful!
Thank you... Where's my stuff?
I think that we're done.
Done thinking?
No.. just done.
(Holly walks into her apartment)
Holly!
(The door to his apartment opens)
Oh my damn! Hold me!
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