Do you know what I like best about Monica, Rachel, Phoebe, Chandler, Joey, and Ross?
That they're friends?
Yes!
Oh, it's my boyfriend, Officer Rubin - one of New York's hottest. Hey, sweetie!
There's something sleazy about that police guy.
Maybe it's the way he puts his neck on the line every day to protect the citizens of this great city.
The second she started dating Rubin, Gary started walking around with his shirt off!
Huh? No way! How come you didn't tell me?
We weren't friends then.
Awww... I'm so glad we are now.
I know.
So, what else you got?
The only crime here is takin' a picture of me from that angle. I'm goin' to look like Nick Nolte! Now, c'mon, you're going to take it again!
I'm sorry for ruining your night, and your night last night, and for all the nights I will ruin in the future.
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