“I Want My Baby Back (3)” quotes from What I Like About You

Val

Noooooo!

Lauren

Val, wake up! Val!

Val

Lauren! Oh my god, I'm married. I got married!

Lauren

WHAT?!

Lauren

Oh! Me neither, and we're over thirty. I hate this game.

Val

Lauren, I had the worst nightmare - I dreamt that I called Rick up and cussed him out really bad and then went to Atlantic City and had a drink - or six - and then I married-

Vic?!

Vic

Honey, you really got to be more careful - you left your wedding ring on the sink. Hey Lauren, long time no see. What's up?

Lauren

Oh, you know, same old, same old. You?

Vic

She didn't tell you? We got hitched. Haha... (leaves the room)

Lauren

Vic? You've been dating Vic? You've been secretly dating Vic? And I knew there was a chemistry between you two when he was our boss, but you didn't want to date him because he was our boss and now you're married, how could you not tell me?!

Val

I didn't know?

Lauren

Hey, how come when you drink, you get a husband and when I drink, I just get puffy?

Val

Well, Mr. and Mrs. Fireman are getting an annulment.

Lauren

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, okay! You have been given a gift. God made you drunk and sent you a husband. And not just any one, but someone you already had feelings for!

Val

Ya... Ya... didn't sign here.

Vic

Yeah, I'm not gonna, baby.

Val

Say what, baby?

Vic

I don't want to end this marriage.

Val

No... no... you have to.

Vic

Why?

Lauren

Because you're an adulterer!

Vic

No, I'm not.

Lauren

Wanna be?