Officer Rubin quotes from What I Like About You

Holly

Okay, if that what you want to believe, that's fine. But I know something you don't know.

Vince

What do you know?

Holly

I can't tell you. I promised Robyn that I wouldn't tell.

Vince

What are you talking about?

Holly

If I tell you what I promised, then I would be telling you.

Vince

Tell me.

Holly

I can't.

Officer Rubin

Can you tell me?

Holly

Well, if Robyn never said that I couldn't tell you. So, Robyn fired him, remember?

Vince

She had every-

Holly

Remember how you were rehired five minutes later? Did you ever wonder why?

Officer Rubin

Why?

Holly

Because I went back that day to beg for Robyn to give you your job back. (to Rubin) And instead I struck a deal with the Devil.

Officer Rubin

Oh my god!

Holly

I know, right?

Vince

I can't believe it - why didn't you ever tell me?

Officer Rubin

Uh, she promised!

Officer Rubin

Excuse me, I'm looking for Holly Tyler.

Tina

Cute purse.

Officer Rubin

Oh, thank you, ma'am, but it's not mine, it belongs to Holly Tyler.

Tina

Oh my god, is that the purse the mugger stole?

Officer Rubin

Um yes. No sign of the lip gloss, but we have our best men on it.