Henry quotes from What I Like About You

Henry

... No one knows they're going into a (hush tone) coma when they go into a (hush tone) coma.

Henry

(to Holly) I would like to point out that the "salad" (Henry) is going to an Ivy League school while the "beef" (Vince) rides a bike for a living.

Henry

(About Vince) Look at this guy. He loves you. He'll always love you.. Even when I loved you, he loved you. (Vince gives him a dirty look) But I digress.

Holly

Oh my god! Why didn't you tell me about this?

Henry

He's my brother, do you think I'm gonna go around bragging about it? I mean, if you had listened to me, this would have never come up.

Holly

Okay, what does this mean? Why are they here? Oh my god, Teddy Ruxpin...

Henry

I don't know why they're here, I don't wanna know why, and I hope I die without knowing why.

Holly

So what, you've never even asked him?

Henry

Once, and he said "When you're ready, I'll tell you." And then he winked at me, which sent a chill down my spine.

Holly

Okay, he likes stuffed animals. Does he also like, you know, girls?

Henry

All I know is that he goes out with a lot of women and they really seem to love him.

Holly

As what? A friend to go to musicals with?

Holly

You eat the last fry.

Henry

Ah... no, you take it.

Holly

No, you.

Henry

No, you.

Holly

Then it's just going to sit there as a symbol of our consideration for each other.

Henry

I wanted to be alone with you. I know this isn't the most romantic place - (flushes urinal with his elbow) - but it is the place we met. How about it, you like this take charge thing?

Holly

I'm loving it.

Henry

When I first met you, when I came out of that stall and saw you here standing here so angry at your sister, I - god, you're angry at your sister a lot.

Holly

Can you leave her out of it?

Henry

Sorry, when I talk about it, it makes me sound wise, and you like it when I'm wise.

Holly

I like a lot about you, Henry.

Henry

And I like a lot about you. In fact, I like you so much, it's been hard for me to express myself because I don't want to say or do the wrong thing. I really wanted to kiss you, you know, where you don't kiss me first and I kind of surprise you. A really strong, masculine, sexy, take charge kind of kiss, where I look into your eyes and I-

Henry

C'mon, I wanted to do it!

Holly

I'm sorry! You were being so explainy and I was standing here-

Henry

I liked that.

Holly

Me too... next time when we kiss, can we do it in a place that smells less like pee?

Henry

I have to have major surgery...

Holly

Oh my God, what is it?

Henry

I have to have my wisdom teeth removed.(laughs)....

Henry

You know the worst thing a guy can be in his life is a chump. And when I said that, I totally set myself up to be a chump.

Holly

You're not a chump.

Henry

Not yet, but it runs strong in my family. My dad was a chump, his dad was a chump, my cousin's a chuuuump. Somebody's got to step up and break the cycle.

Henry

You need me to chill out, don't you?

Holly

So so much.

Henry

Well, I promise you, I will I will chill out. Because, I don't want to lose you. And the dentist gave me these. (Holds out some prescription pills)

Holly

We need cheese.

Vince

We got cheese.

Holly

Spicy mustard?

Henry

Got it.

Holly

Toothpicks?

Gary

Right here.

Tina

Tampons.

Aw, hell no!

Henry

(to a shirtless Gary) I got to say I'm really uncomfortable.

Gary

Yet you can't look away!

Holly

Henry, you look so college-y. You even grew a soul patch?

Henry

I was going for a beard, but this was all that came in.

Holly

Hey, I remember when we first met - you didn't even have facial hair.

Henry

Neither did you.

Holly

True.

Uh, excuse me, do you happen to have a pen?

Henry

Uh, yeah, yeah... here you go.

Thank you.

Henry

Your welcome.

Holly

Wow... wonder what she'd do for a highlighter?

Henry

That's my girlfriend.

Holly

Henry, my god, she's so cute! How long have you guys been going out?

Henry

Like six months.

Holly

Henry, how come you didn't tell us about her?

Henry

(bluntly) No one called me.

Holly

...Oh, what's her name?

Henry

Her name's Holly and that's not sick.

Holly

I didn't say it was sick. Her last name's not Tyler, is it?

Henry

Hahaha.... no.

Henry

So, out of curiosity, why did you come out all this way to talk about Vince. Wouldn't it be easier to talk to Vince?

Holly

I love him. I can't talk to him. You know, with you and me, our feelings don't get in the way. We're basically brother and sister!

Henry

Awww... just what you want to hear from the girl you were in love with.

Henry

I guess the best way to put this is would be... you suck at relationships.

Holly

Mmm hmm, mmm hmm. Go on.