Charlie quotes from What I Like About You

Charlie

It matches your eyes. You know, if your eyes were $2700.

Val

Charlie, this is a diamond bracelet.

Charlie

I had a really excellent time tonight.

Val

Okay, stop it! Charlie, Vic can't be your best man. See, we're married.

Charlie

What? You married your brother? (to Vic) Can you do that now?

Val

Charlie?

Charlie

Urggh! And we made out! You're sick, lady!

Charlie

Why doesn't Val love me? I mean, okay, I'm not her brother, but I have other things I can offer - children with one head.

Vic

(his cell phone rings) Oh, hey - hold your pain.