Lupita quotes from Weeds

Lupita

I call 911. (Into phone) Hello? Hello?

Silas

Fucking perfect the phone's still dead.

Lupita

(Smacks Silas) You don't say fucking to your mother.

Lupita

Doesn't smell like sage.

Nancy

Obviously menopause has affected your sense of smell.

Lupita

I don't smell with my coochie.

Andy

Runway?

Doug

You know that little piece of skin that runs between your asshole and your balls, or asshole and vagina, that's called a runway.

Andy

That's called a taint, taint ass, taint equipment.

Doug

What the hell's that mean? No, I think "runway" is much more of a visual description.

Andy

It's a taint.

Doug

Runway.

Andy

This is a taint.

Doug

Runway.

Andy

Hey, Lupita, settle an argument for us. What do you call the thing between the dick and the asshole?

Lupita

The coffee table.