Beck quotes from Victorious

Jade

Just open it!

Beck

Something's blocking the door. (Tori looks through the window)

Tori

Oh, man. Some idiot parked a huge RV right next to us.

Trina

Whatever. Let's just go out the back door.

Beck

There is no back door.

Trina

Well, that's stupid.

Andre

I'm getting very hot now.

Robbie

Would somebody open the window?

Jade

The windows are bulletproof. They don't open.

Oh, thanks a lot, Fat Biscuit.

Jade

What?

I meant the rapper from whom Beck's daddy purchased this vehicle.

Andre

I'm getting hotter.

Tori

Just push on the door.

Beck

I can't push a 7000-pound RV out of the way.

Tori

Then push harder! (they start to argue)

Andre

All right! Let's not bug out. (the argument stops)

Tori

Dude, no one knows we're trapped in this toaster oven.

Andre

Cat just went to the bathroom. She's gonna be back in a few minutes, then she can start becks truck and then pull us forward so we can get out.

Good point.

Jade

Okay. (they sit on the sofa to wait for Cat)

Andre

(the fan starts to slow down) Uh oh. Uh oh.

Tori

It's slowing down. (the fan stops and everyone groans)

Robbie

NOOOO!!!!!! (Robbie grabs the fan) Come on, fan. Work.

Beck

Robbie.

Robbie

Work!

Beck

Robbie.

Robbie

Spin!

Beck

Stop.

Robbie

No, we gotta make it work.

Beck

Robbie. Robbie. Stop it.

Robbie

No, I need it! I need it!

Beck

The batteries are dead. Robbie, stop.

Robbie

Oscillate! Spin!

Beck

(shakes Robbie) IT'S OVER! (Robbie gets up, yelling indistinctly and then buries his head in the pillow while screaming)

Andre

I'm feeling extremely hot now.

Trina

We got to get out of this stupid RV. (Beck looks at her) Yeah, offense.

Tori

We, at least, have to find something to drink.

Jade

(sweating) Okay. Okay. Something's dripping on me. Something's dripping on me.

Beck

(goes to Jade) Not-not-nothing's dripping.

Jade

Yes. Look on my arm. See? (holds her forehead) And on my forehead. What's going on? What's happening?!

Beck

You're sweating.

Jade

No! No, I'm not. I don't sweat. I'm not sweating.

Beck

Okay.

Jade

No! (Beck holds her arms)

Beck

Look at me!

Jade

No!

Beck

Look at me!

Jade

WHAT?

Beck

You're sweating. (Jade squeals and falls on the floor)

Jade

We've gotta get outta here.

Tori

Yeah. Thank you, Catherine Obvious.

Trina

What?

Tori

I said thank you, Catherine Obvious.

Robbie

(still crying) Did she say "Catherine" Obvious?

Andre

It's Captain Obvious.

Tori

What?

Jade

The expression is "Thank You, Captain Obvious".

Tori

It's not Catherine?

Trina

No.

Beck

Who would Catherine be?

Tori

Catherine could be a captain.

Robbie

[annoyed] These fish mock me.

Trina

How dare they swim around, enjoying that filthy water.

Robbie

I'm gonna drink that filthy water. [the others try to talk him out of it] What choice do I have?!

Beck

It's his call.

Andre

Well?

Trina

That's my bag.

Robbie

[after he is done vomiting] ...Don't drink the fish water. [throws bag at Trina]

Robbie

Well, can we at least turn on the air conditioning?

Beck

The AC doesn't work unless the truck is running.

Trina

Then go start the truck.

Beck

I can't get out.

Trina

Ohhhhh, why did you invite me here?

Tori

We didn't.

Robbie

You invited yourself.

Jade

No one likes you!

Andre

I'm feeling very hot now.

Robbie

(looks at the thermometer) Guys, It's 102° in here. (everyone groans)

Tori

I need a cold drink.

Beck

(stands up) Me too.

Tori

Where are they?

Beck

In the truck.

Trina

What are we gonna do?

Tori

CCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT! [everybody joins Tori] CAT! CAT! CAT! CAT! CAT! CAT! CAT! CAT! CAT! CAT!

Cat

Hi.

Beck

You requested my face?

Who’s dog is that?

Tori

Is it yours?

Beck

No I'm watching him for my neighbor while she's at her cheerleading practice.

Andre

My neighbor is a 1 legged man who throws lemons at me.

Trina

Will you pop this for me?

Tori

No.

Trina

I let you borrow my green sweater last week.

Tori

And that means I should pop your pit pimple?

Trina

Yes, we're sisters, if you had a pit pimple, I'd-(little boy kicks Trina's seat again)

Trina

Quit kicking my seat!

(mocking) Quit kicking my seat!

Tori

I say we celebrate...piccolo style. (starts to play, but Beck silences her)

Beck

No, no... (takes the piccolo from Tori's hand)

André

Did you meet Melinda Murray?

Beck

No.

André

I bet SHE'S been stung by a bee...

Beck

You can ask her yourself.

Tori

Yes, I'm wearing a ping pong jacket.

André

How could you not think to bring a fancy dress?

Tori

I don't know. I just didn't, okay?

Beck

You said you reminded everyone to bring nice clothes.

Jade

I did.

Tori

You didn't remind me.

Jade

(sarcastically) Whoops.

Jade

So, who's that?

Tori

Um, this is Danny.

Hey.

Beck

S'up.

Jade

Why are you talking to Tori?

Tori

He goes to my old school.

Sherwood.

Tori

He...was my boyfriend.

Girlfriend.

Jade

So, why'd you dump her?

Beck

Jade...

Jade

Can I guess? Because I got a lotta guesses.

Well, actually...

Tori

You don't have to...

Tori broke up with me.

Jade

Oh. And how did you celebrate?

Tori

Do you ever take a day off? (Jade smiles)

Beck

So, whatcha doin' here?

Tori

Yeah, what are you doing here?

Well, I've kinda been dating this girl that goes here, and I, uh, was supposed to meet her-

Cat

(squeals excitedly and runs in) Daniel!!! (she runs into his arms and they kiss) This is the guy I've been telling you about! My boyfriend!

Tori

(rolls eyes) Oh...

Cat

Daniel, these are my friends. Beck, Jade, and that's Tori.

Tori

Yeah, we...we've met.

Cat

Really? You know Daniel?

Jade

Oh, she knows Daniel.

Tori

(awkward) So...

(also awkward) So...

Jade

(evil smile) So...

Cat

How come everyone's being all weird?

Jade

I'll tell her!

Beck

No, you won't.

Tori

Cat, I used to go to Sherwood, with Danny, before I came to school here.

Cat

Oh, so you guys were friends?

Jade

Yeah, they were good friends.

Cat

Uh, I'm confused.

Tori

Danny and I used to date. (Cat gasps)

Beck

(to Jade) Why don't we walk over to some other location?

Cat

Ok, wait, so like you and Tori were like...

Girlfriend.

Tori

Boyfriend.

Cat

So...

Please don't feel weird about this.

Tori

You really shouldn't. We broke up a year ago.

Yeah, a year.

Tori

It's only been eleven months.

What difference does it make?

Tori

Forget it! The point is, I'm totally cool with you guys dating.

And I'm totally cool that you two are friends.

Cat

Well, ok then. It's all happy!

Tori

Ok.

Jade

I'm bored now. (walks away)

Beck

I apologize for... her. (walks away also)

Beck

Tori! Yo, Tori!

Jade

We saw you run in here!

Beck

What's with all that stuff?

Jade

Sinjin and his friends are putting on a play about a camping trip gone wrong.

Beck

Gone wrong?

Jade

They end up eating each other, I don't know!

Beck

Tori! Tori! Yo, Tori!

Tori

(from inside the tent) Ow!!!

Jade

(sing-song) Toooooori! Come out to plaaaaaay!

Tori

Leave me alone.

Beck

What up with the hot cheese attack on Cat?

Jade

And her boyfriend, Daniel.

Tori

Oh, I wish I could go to Karaoke Dokie!

Beck

Why can't you?

Jade

Who cares why she can't?

Beck

I was just wondering why she-

Jade

What, you need Tori around to have a good time, is that your point?

Beck

Dude!

Jade

WHAT?

Sikowitz

JADE! (turns to her) You're lucky to HAVE Beck. Don't be such a GANK! (Tori smirks)

Cat

So, why can't you come?

Tori

Oh, Trina's getting her dumb wisdom teeth out today and guess who gets to spend the entire weekend taking care of her?

Cat

Okay, um...is it someone famous?

Tori

No! ME!

Andre

Why can't your parents take care of her?

Tori

'Cause they're gonna be in Santa Barbara.

Andre

What for?

Tori

So they don't have to take care of Trina!

Beck

Can't blame 'em.

Jade

Shucks to be you.

Tori

(to Jade) Gank.

(to Beck) You have insane hair.

Beck

Yeah, my hair was normal, then one day it just went insane. Sad story.

I like your story.

André

Hey, look what they got on the menu! Buffalo nuggets! Well that's good news... (laughs) Not for the buffalo...

So...Hollywood Arts...you girls gonna sing tonight?

Jade

Well, we didn't come for the buffalo nuggets.

Beck

But we are gonna get some, right?