Daniel quotes from Victorious

Jade

So, who's that?

Tori

Um, this is Danny.

Hey.

Beck

S'up.

Jade

Why are you talking to Tori?

Tori

He goes to my old school.

Sherwood.

Tori

He...was my boyfriend.

Girlfriend.

Jade

So, why'd you dump her?

Beck

Jade...

Jade

Can I guess? Because I got a lotta guesses.

Well, actually...

Tori

You don't have to...

Tori broke up with me.

Jade

Oh. And how did you celebrate?

Tori

Do you ever take a day off? (Jade smiles)

Beck

So, whatcha doin' here?

Tori

Yeah, what are you doing here?

Well, I've kinda been dating this girl that goes here, and I, uh, was supposed to meet her-

Cat

(squeals excitedly and runs in) Daniel!!! (she runs into his arms and they kiss) This is the guy I've been telling you about! My boyfriend!

Tori

(rolls eyes) Oh...

Cat

Daniel, these are my friends. Beck, Jade, and that's Tori.

Tori

Yeah, we...we've met.

Cat

Really? You know Daniel?

Jade

Oh, she knows Daniel.

Tori

(awkward) So...

(also awkward) So...

Jade

(evil smile) So...

Cat

How come everyone's being all weird?

Jade

I'll tell her!

Beck

No, you won't.

Tori

Cat, I used to go to Sherwood, with Danny, before I came to school here.

Cat

Oh, so you guys were friends?

Jade

Yeah, they were good friends.

Cat

Uh, I'm confused.

Tori

Danny and I used to date. (Cat gasps)

Beck

(to Jade) Why don't we walk over to some other location?

Cat

Ok, wait, so like you and Tori were like...

Girlfriend.

Tori

Boyfriend.

Cat

So...

Please don't feel weird about this.

Tori

You really shouldn't. We broke up a year ago.

Yeah, a year.

Tori

It's only been eleven months.

What difference does it make?

Tori

Forget it! The point is, I'm totally cool with you guys dating.

And I'm totally cool that you two are friends.

Cat

Well, ok then. It's all happy!

Tori

Ok.

Jade

I'm bored now. (walks away)

Beck

I apologize for... her. (walks away also)

Sikowitz

What the hairballs?! (unplugs the water fountain)

(in anger) You got cheese in our hair!

Cat

Tori!

Why did you do that?!

Tori

I don't- I don't know! I was just- (runs off with the sausage still in her hand; Cat starts crying and runs off with Daniel)

Sikowitz

You see? This is what happens when you mix teenagers and hot cheese. (to Lane) I warned you.