Hayley quotes from Victorious

(to Beck) You have insane hair.

Beck

Yeah, my hair was normal, then one day it just went insane. Sad story.

I like your story.

Cat

Um, hi? Miss?

What?

Cat

He has a girlfriend.

I don't see her.

Jade

(From behind her) Turn around. (Hayley turns around) Now you see her.

Oh, it's you two. I thought I smelled failure.

Cat

Then you must have been sniffing yourselves! (to Jade) Pretty good, huh?

Jade

For you.

André

Hey, look what they got on the menu! Buffalo nuggets! Well that's good news... (laughs) Not for the buffalo...

So...Hollywood Arts...you girls gonna sing tonight?

Jade

Well, we didn't come for the buffalo nuggets.

Beck

But we are gonna get some, right?

Enjoy us.

Jade

(waves her purse at them) Enjoy my monkey fur.

HEY! We won...'cause WE rock.

Cat

Yeah, don't believe everything your daddy says.

Jade

Like when he tells you you're pretty! (Hayley gasps)

Robbie

YEAH!

Testify!

Okay, that's it! You guys are banned from singing here ever again.

Jade

Yeah, like we care.

Beck

Come on, let's get out of here.

André

Let's bail.

(comes out from behind) Okay, I have your nachos...your sliders...and the buffalo nuggets. (puts them on their table separately, then walks off)

André

I say we get out of here...right after we finish this food. (the group angrily sits back at the table) Pass the ranch dressing.

Jade

Here.

Cat

Ketchup!

Beck

Coming at'cha.