Beck quotes from Victorious

Hot beef!

RRex

Aw, would anyone else like to be my guardian?

Did any of the rest of us get parts?

Aw, is a certain little redhead hoping she got a role in teacher's play?

(giggles) She is!

Well, she didn't. But, I do need some help with the backstage crew. Jade, Cat, I want you girls on lighting.

Lighting?

Yes, you pronounced it perfectly. Tori, I want you to work with Sinjin's team on special effects.

Okay, but I know like nothing about special effects.

Sinjin

We'll teach you. (they leer at Tori)

(somewhat disgusted)...Lookin' forward to it.

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Alright everyone, we have 20 minutes before our play begins! WHERE is my coconut milk? (drinks it)

Beck

...You're drinking it!

So am I.

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(Rex is in a hospital bed)

Wow, that looks so real.

DDoctor

So when this Robbie kid gets here-

Beck

You say that Rex isn't doing well, let him say goodbye, and then beeeep. Dead Rex.

DDoctor

(pause) Why can't my son be handsome like you?

[holds up jar] What's this?

DDoctor

Oh, just a fatty lump I removed from a cab driver's back.

Can I have it?

DDoctor

(incredulously) What school do you kids go to? [Jade takes the jar, smiling] I have to go see another patient, I'll be back in twenty minutes.

Beck

Why do you want it?

I like to look at it.

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(Robbie sees Rex on the hospital bed)

Is he gonna be ok?

DDoctor

I'm afraid his injuries are very serious.

Beck

They don't think he's gonna make it.

Andre

What in the name of Nancy's going on here?

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Hey! Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait up!

What?

Where are you all going?

To a hospital.

Cat!

Beck

We're not really going to the hospital. It's a puppet.

Not to Robbie.

You know what, maybe we should take Rex to the hospital.

Why?

So he can die there.

Jade...

It's not good for a sixteen year old guy to go through life with his hand shoved up a...that. Maybe this happened for a reason.

But if Rex dies, Robbie's gonna-

Get over it? Become a normal person? Yeah, that'd be tragic.

Beck

She's got a point.

I used to think my Uncle Jesse was a normal person, but then I found out that every Sunday he soaks his feet in chicken fat. (they all look at Cat)

(after a pause) Let's take Rex to the hospital.

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Robbie Somebody's gotta take Rex to the hospital.

I'll take him.

Beck

I'll drive.

I'll go, too.

Okay, does anyone else think this is bizarre? Come on, it can't just be me. (Andre enters)

Andre

All right, all right. Showtime! (pause, looks around) What'd I miss?

Sinjin

Tori tried to murder Rex.

Sinjin! (holds out arms) Here, let me take him.

No!

We'll take him to the hospital.

Ok.

(takes Rex) I got him.

Take care of him.

I promise. (Robbie kisses Rex, then Tori, Cat and Beck leave)

Well, I'm not missing this. [follows Tori, Cat and Beck]

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[singing] It's fun to run, it's fun to play, it's fun to make things out of clay. It's fun to fill your car with gas, it's fun to break things made of glass.

[Everyone starts staring at Robbie.]

[singing] Broken glass can cut your hand and then you bleed across the land. Ask any-

We're not doing that!

Well, we have to write a song about something.

Beck

Okay, let's think. What do four-year old...little kids like?

Um...Cartoons?

AAndrè

Animals?

Being annoying.

[singing and strumming] Broken glass.

AAndrè

[Andrè's cell phone vibrates.] Oh, I gotta take this. Back in a sec. [Leaves into the other room.] Hey, how ya doin'?

Oh, right here. On SplashFace, the top seven most popular kiddie songs are all about food.

So let's write a kiddie song about food.

[singing and playing guitar] Oh, broken glass is not a food, so don't you listen to some dude who says "put cheese on broken glass and make a sand-a-wich out of broken glass."

What is wrong with you?

I like it.

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HHenry

Sing about dinosaurs!

Beck

(cheerfully) No!