Cat quotes from Victorious

...Was my piccolo playing that bad?

Cat

Yeah... (she rubs Tori's hair)

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OOfficer

What's your name?

Oh, I'm...uh...I'm... (sees a water jug that reads "Crystal Waters") Crystal Waters. It's okay, I'm on the movie.

OOfficer

Crystal Waters? I don't remember seeing the name Crystal Waters-

Cat

(runs out from the back; panicking) I can't find my mother. (grabs the officer by the shirt) Help me find my mother, please! MOMMMMMMMM! MOMMMMMMMMMMMM-

OOfficer

Shut up we'll find your mama. (he and Cat walk off. Cat winks to Tori)

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Cat

Oh, you have Mexican flavored gum?

Mexican's not a flavor.

Sinjin

Thank you.

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So, who's that?

Um, this is Danny.

Hey.

S'up.

Why are you talking to Tori?

He goes to my old school.

Sherwood.

He...was my boyfriend.

Girlfriend.

So, why'd you dump her?

Jade...

Can I guess? Because I got a lotta guesses.

Well, actually...

You don't have to...

Tori broke up with me.

Oh. And how did you celebrate?

Do you ever take a day off? (Jade smiles)

So, whatcha doin' here?

Yeah, what are you doing here?

Well, I've kinda been dating this girl that goes here, and I, uh, was supposed to meet her-

Cat

(squeals excitedly and runs in) Daniel!!! (she runs into his arms and they kiss) This is the guy I've been telling you about! My boyfriend!

(rolls eyes) Oh...

Cat

Daniel, these are my friends. Beck, Jade, and that's Tori.

Yeah, we...we've met.

Cat

Really? You know Daniel?

Oh, she knows Daniel.

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(awkward) So...

(also awkward) So...

(evil smile) So...

Cat

How come everyone's being all weird?

I'll tell her!

No, you won't.

Cat, I used to go to Sherwood, with Danny, before I came to school here.

Cat

Oh, so you guys were friends?

Yeah, they were good friends.

Cat

Uh, I'm confused.

Danny and I used to date. (Cat gasps)

(to Jade) Why don't we walk over to some other location?

Cat

Ok, wait, so like you and Tori were like...

Girlfriend.

Boyfriend.

Cat

So...

Please don't feel weird about this.

You really shouldn't. We broke up a year ago.

Yeah, a year.

It's only been eleven months.

What difference does it make?

Forget it! The point is, I'm totally cool with you guys dating.

And I'm totally cool that you two are friends.

Cat

Well, ok then. It's all happy!

Ok.

I'm bored now. (walks away)

I apologize for... her. (walks away also)

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(at Hollywood Arts' "Kick Back" party)

(Tori watches Cat and Daniel kiss for a couple of seconds from across the cheese fountain)

(Tori, out of jealousy, swiftly walks to the cheese fountain and turns the lever; the cheese expands and sprays all over Cat and Daniel)

What the hairballs?! (unplugs the water fountain)

(in anger) You got cheese in our hair!

Cat

Tori!

Why did you do that?!

I don't- I don't know! I was just- (runs off with the sausage still in her hand; Cat starts crying and runs off with Daniel)

You see? This is what happens when you mix teenagers and hot cheese. (to Lane) I warned you.

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Cat

Let me out!

Cat!

Cat

This is kidnapping! ...Or cat-napping! (laughs) Open the door!

I'm sorry! And I'm not just saying I'm sorry, I'm really, really, seriously sorry.

Cat

You sprayed cheese on me and then kissed my boyfriend

(ashamed of herself) Yeah. Yeah I did.

Cat

Why would you be mean to me?

I don't know. Maybe I did still have a few tiny little feelings left for Danny and maybe that's why I went a little crazy, seeing you two being all mushy together.

Cat

You could've just talked to me about it.

I know. What I did was terrible and awful and immature and you have every right to be furious with me. I swear, Cat, if I were you, I'd just punch me right in the face. (Cat punches Tori in the nose) OWWWWWW! [Holds her nose] Cat!

Cat

What?

You just punched me in the face!

Cat

(innocently) You said to.

I know, but that's just something people say when– [Her nose hurts even more] OWWWWWWW!

Cat

Does it hurt?

A lot. I think my nose may be broken.

Cat

(remorseful) Well, now I feel all bad.

Don't. I deserved it. Feel better?

Cat

I think so.

I'm sorry.

[Tori and Cat embrace.]

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Is it broken?

HHospital lady

I don't think so. (feels nose) Just bruised...how'd this happen?

I uh, fell.

HHospital lady

On what?

Something hard.

Cat

Like a rock.

HHospital lady

We should get you x-rayed, take a seat over there.

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(Tori's phone goes off in the middle of class)

Tori...

I swear, I thought I had it on vibrate...

Class is no place for swearing or vibrating!

Cat

Thanks a lot, Tori.

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Oh, I wish I could go to Karaoke Dokie!

Why can't you?

Who cares why she can't?

I was just wondering why she-

What, you need Tori around to have a good time, is that your point?

Dude!

WHAT?

JADE! (turns to her) You're lucky to HAVE Beck. Don't be such a GANK! (Tori smirks)

Cat

So, why can't you come?

Oh, Trina's getting her dumb wisdom teeth out today and guess who gets to spend the entire weekend taking care of her?

Cat

Okay, um...is it someone famous?

No! ME!

Andre

Why can't your parents take care of her?

'Cause they're gonna be in Santa Barbara.

Andre

What for?

So they don't have to take care of Trina!

Can't blame 'em.

Shucks to be you.

(to Jade) Gank.

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Cat

Um, hi? Miss?

What?

Cat

He has a girlfriend.

I don't see her.

(From behind her) Turn around. (Hayley turns around) Now you see her.

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(Cat and Jade approach Hayley and Tara)

Oh, it's you two. I thought I smelled failure.

Cat

Then you must have been sniffing yourselves! (to Jade) Pretty good, huh?

For you.

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HEY! We won...'cause WE rock.

Cat

Yeah, don't believe everything your daddy says.

Like when he tells you you're pretty! (Hayley gasps)

Robbie

YEAH!

RRex

Testify!

Okay, that's it! You guys are banned from singing here ever again.

Yeah, like we care.

Come on, let's get out of here.

André

Let's bail.

WWaitress

(comes out from behind) Okay, I have your nachos...your sliders...and the buffalo nuggets. (puts them on their table separately, then walks off)

André

I say we get out of here...right after we finish this food. (the group angrily sits back at the table) Pass the ranch dressing.

Here.

Cat

Ketchup!

Coming at'cha.

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Cat

Hi.

Hello.

Cat

We brought you frozen yogurt.

Why? You know, frozen yogurt doesn't solve all the world's problems!

I told you to bring donuts!

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So what's up?

Last night, when we went to Karaoke Dokie.

Cat

These two girls were really mean to us.

Like... "Jade-level" mean?

Cat

No, no, that mean, but really mean.

And they cheated.

Cat

So cheated.

And they were totally trashing Hollywood Arts.

Really?

Cat

What's on your arm?

Trina's mouth blood.

Cat

Ewwwww!

Cool. (Tori stares at her confused)