Cat quotes from Victorious

The seniors... the ones who run TheSlap...

Cat

Dot com?

No, dot gov. YES, DOT COM!

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Do you guys think that my blog on TheSlap is boring?

Hey, look, it's that guy over there!

Cat

It IS that guy!

André

Wait up, guy! [everyone walks out from the table except Tori and Robbie]

There is no guy.

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(Jade, Beck, Tori and Andre have just finished watching Robberazzi)

He's a dead man!

Beck and I aren't splitting up!

Well...

Dude!

Kidding!

I use an appropriate amount of ketchup!

Let's go face this right now! (they all walk out, leaving Cat with her catalog) Cat, are you coming?

Cat

Oh, my god! Underwear that floats!

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Um, do you think maybe you're buying...you know, too many things from Sky Store?

Cat

No! [starts to walk away but turns back] ...Oh, hey, can I borrow some money for lunch?

Uh, yeah. How much? [takes out his wallet]

Cat

49.95 plus shipping. [Beck looks at her confused]

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[on Robarazzi, Cat is with a mailman]

Cat

No! There were supposed to be two packages!

MMailman

I only got one.

Cat

It was supposed to get here on-- [notices someone is shooting her] Hey, why are you shooting this?! Who are you with?

RRecorder

Robarazzi.

Cat

[frustrated] Ugh! [drops the package on the floor and walks off. Then it goes to the people in Robbie's office, where he is writing "Cat: Sky Store" on his board]

Girl's got a problem.

RRobarazzis

No doubt.

And uh, I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say that's PROBABLY NOT her natural hair color.

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[Cat uses a device that turns Beck's pizza into juice]

...You juiced my pizza.

Cat

Why chew what you can drink?

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Cat

Hey Sinjin.

Yeah?

Cat

Do you have a girlfriend?

No.

Cat

You have a credit card?

Yeah...

Cat

[puts her hand on Sinjin's arm] Why don't you call me sometime?

Really?

Cat

Mm-hmm.

Okay. I'll go buy a phone!

(Sinjin runs off, Cat sits on the steps and pulls out a Sky Store catalog)

Cat

Oh, my god! A litter box that plays classical music!

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Cat

Is it true that sweat and pee are, like, "cousins"?

André

...What now?

It's up to 106 in The Valley.

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Man, how long's this heat wave gonna last?

They say until Tuesday.

Cat

Why would they say that?

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Cat

(runs out of trailer) Gotta pee, gotta pee, gotta pee, gotta pee, gotta pee...

Hurry back.

Cat

(in the distance) Kay-kay!

She has the bladder of a squirrel.

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Cat

(being sprayed by water guns) It's so cold! It's so cold!

(scene cuts to the RV, where Tori is on the floor and raises her head)

It's so hot!

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BBoy

You spun a beautiful pot.

Cat

You helped me spin it.

BBoy

(suggestively) Later we'll glaze it.

Cat

...Thank you.

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[after everyone is free from the RV and happily reunites with Cat]

Cat

Wow, you guys really missed me. ...Ew, Jade, you're all sweaty.

Never speak of it!

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Cat

Hi.

You requested my face?

ATAndre, Tori and Cat

Who’s dog is that?

Is it yours?

No I'm watching him for my neighbor while she's at her cheerleading practice.

Andre

My neighbor is a 1 legged man who throws lemons at me.

Will you pop this for me?

No.

I let you borrow my green sweater last week.

And that means I should pop your pit pimple?

Yes, we're sisters, if you had a pit pimple, I'd-(little boy kicks Trina's seat again)

Quit kicking my seat!

LBLittle Boy

(mocking) Quit kicking my seat!

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Hey, hey. Look what I got.

Andre

A piccolo?

It's my new instrument.

Cat

I thought you were learning to play the fr-

It didn't work out.