Tori quotes from Victorious

Tori

[smiles and claps] That song is so awesome! How'd you turn Favorite Foods into that?

I just stopped drinking my chocolate beverage and got busy.

Sinjin

What's wrong with weird and disturbing?

Tori

(sees him behind her, then brief silence) Uh...your pants are unzipped.

Sinjin

...I know.

Jade

Who sings when they're falling to the bottom of a well?

Mrs. Lee

Batman?

Tori

I don't think Batman sings.

Jade

I'll twist your underpants!

Tori

OKAY!

Tori

Come on. Give Tori a squeeze. [holds out her arms]

Jade

[hugs Tori]

Tori

Okay, well then it shouldn't be that hard to find someone to put up the money.

Jade

You'd really find me, someone, to put up the money to produce my play?

Tori

I meant that...

Jade

[Swings scissors] Hey! Did she not say, [Imitating Tori] It shouldn't be that hard to find someone to put up the money.

Tori

You wanna watch it with us?

Trina

No. They rejected me!

Tori

Yeah, but i'm on it!

Trina

I gotta go change a lightbulb.

Beck

Hey, it's Beck.

Tori

Hi, baby.

Beck

Sup?

Tori

My parents aren't home.

Beck

Oh, that sounds pretty good.

Tori

I know! I feel like I haven't seen you in forever.

Beck

So, guess what I want?

Tori

Aw, you want me to tickle your tummy?

Beck

Yeah, sure.

Tori

You should come over.

Beck

Yeah, my girlfriend's not gonna like that.

Tori

I won't tell her.

Beck

Okay, I'll be there soon.

Tori

Alright. Love you, miss you.

Beck

You make me happy.

Tori

[kisses phone] Muaahh!

Beck

Bye.

Tori

Later. [hangs up]

Tori

She almost KILLED me!

Jade

I wouldn't have actually killed you.

Tori

Oh, aren't you sweet.

Trina

Hey, Beck. (sticks arm under his nose) Smell my arm. No perfume — that's my natural scent.

Tori

I have to live with her.

Tori

(to Beck) Your lemonade, sir.

Beck

Thanks. Hey, why's it pink?

Tori

It's pink lemonade.

Beck

I've never seen any pink lemons.

Tori

There are no pink lemons.

Beck

So what makes it pink?

Tori

Well... you know, it's — shut up!

Tori, can you make your sister leave?

Tori

Trina, stop embarrassing me or I'm gonna embarrass you.

Trina

Don't threaten me.

Tori

When Trina was six, our family went to the mall just before Christmas-

Trina

Don't say it.

Tori

And she peed.

Trina

Tori!

Tori

On Santa Claus.

Trina

(makes embarrassed sound and leaves)

André

So what's the plan?

Tori

I don't know. You're smart, she's mean. You think of something.

Tori

Okay, would you rather give up the Internet or your foot?

Andre

Foot.

Cat

Foot.

Jade

Foot.

Beck

(lifts up knee with Jade's foot on it) Jade's foot.

Tori

You would all rather give up a foot then the internet.

Cat

Yeah.

Andre

You love the internet.

Tori

Yeah, but your foot's like a part of your body and the internet's... Yeah, my foot.

Holly

Where's Trina?

Cat

Tori locked her in the bathroom.

Tori

Cat! You weren't supposed to tell her that.

Holly

I'm okay with it.