Mrs. Lee quotes from Victorious

Mrs. Lee

Just drag the body out by the dumpster and don't say nothing to nobody!

Mrs. Lee

I don't see you smacking my money!

Mrs. Lee

You pay extra for the sushi and you pay the extra money.

Jade

Who sings when they're falling to the bottom of a well?

Mrs. Lee

Batman?

Tori

I don't think Batman sings.

Beck

Thanks for fixing the window.

Cat

Yeah. And we didn't even notice your lack of hair. (the worker leaves as Cat waves)

Beck

Guitar all good up there?

Robbie

Yep-per-die-doo.

Jade

Yeah! And look. You can't even see where it broke.

Robbie

Nope.

Cat

Yay! My mom's boss will never know anything bad happen!

Robbie

(picks up the skull) Whoa! Is this a real human skull?

Jade

Yeah. Give it, so I can put it back.

Robbie

No. I'm looking at it.

Jade

(gets the skull) Robbie, give it to me. (Jade and Robbie start to fight about the skull)

Robbie

Shut it.

Jade

Stop!

Robbie

Just----

Jade

Robbie! We don't have time!

Robbie

Just---

Jade

Fine! (Jade drops the skull)

Robbie

(the skull falls on the glass table, breaking it. Cat gasps. At the same time, the guitar swings and destroys a lamp. Cat yelps and starts to cry)

Jade

Don't cry.

Cat

But--- (buzz)

Robbie

I heard a buzz.

Jade

Zip up your pants! (Robbie does so)

Cat

(clicks the buzzer) Hello?

Cat. It's Carl Gibbons. I forgot my key, would you buzz me in?

Cat

It's my mom's boss.

Could you buzz me in?

Cat

Um. Sure I could. Or maybe you could go to Europe for two weeks.

Cat, buzz me in.

Cat

(Cat does so) Kay-kay. (Cat sobs)

Jade

Cat.

Robbie

It will be okay.

Beck

When he gets up here, we'll just explain that–

Robbie

What's happening?

Jade

EARTHQUAKE!!!

Cat

Earthquake!

Beck

[grabs Cat] OKAY, EVERYBODY DOWN!!! COVER YOUR HEADS!!!

Robbie

AAAHHH!!!!

Mrs. Lee

Everybody get down! I don't have insurance!

Protect my birthday presents! Somebody protect my– (a giant sign falls on her head, knocking her out. The earthquake stops and everybody stares at a moaning Hope. Andre then smiles.)