Holly quotes from Victorious

Tori locked her in the bathroom.

Cat! You weren't supposed to tell her that.

Holly

I'm okay with it.

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(Robbie is laughing and eating popcorn while watching Terms of Endearment, a drama film, with David and Holly Vega)

Holly

Who laughs at Terms of Endearment?

David

It's not a comedy. (the doorbell rings. David opens the door. It was Cat and Jason)

(waving) Hi, Tori's dad!

Hi.

This is Jason.

And?

Robbie texted me and said you guys are watching a funny movie!

David

(turns to Robbie) It's not a comedy!

Robbie

Hey, you guys! Come on in. (Cat and Jason enter the house)

Oh, popcorn!!! (Cat eats popcorn and sits along with Jason. Cat starts to laugh) Is that Debra Winger?

Robbie

Yeah. She's hilarious!

Holly

She's DYING!

(Cat, Robbie and Jason continue to laugh while watching the movie)

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Trina

I'm never playing mini golf with you guys again!

Holly

Promise?!

What happened?

Holly

Trina missed a putt, so she got upset and threw a golf club at her father!

Trina

NO, I threw the golf club and Dad just stood there and let it hit him!

David

(comes in with a bruised nose) Well...that was fun...

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Holly

Trina, get your dad an ice pack.

Trina

NO! I gotta go paint my nails!

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(holding a chew toy that looks like a phone) Look what I got!

What is that?

It's a dog toy that looks like a phone. Isn't It cool? (pause) I'm coming in now. (Cat enters) Hi, Mrs. Tori's mom!

Holly

Hello, Cat.

Uh.. why did you get a dog chew toy cellphone?

To help me get through the week. I mean, I know it's not like having a real phone but at least I can pretend.

But, what's the point?

This is all I've got!

But it's not even... uh, can I hold it? (grabs the toy)

Holly

Oh, you girls are pathetic. When I was your age, we didn't even have cellphones!

Yeah, but you had stuff that we don't have.

Yeah, like dinosaurs and Moses.

Holly

Oh, for corn sake. Sikowitz isn't here so just use my phone!

We can't!

Sinjin is out there spying on us!

Sinjin

(from the Vega patio) Can I use your bathroom?

No!

(Sinjin turns around and urinates in his pants)

(Tori, Cat, and Holly all gasp offensively)

(Sinjin runs off the patio; Holly and Cat then stare at Tori in dismay)