All right, people, pair up. You each have a piece of paper with an STD on it. You have to inform your partner that you have said STD.
All right, Gia, we can be partners, but no glove, no love.
Yeah, let's get the dried-up divorcée to teach us about sex.
I heard her husband left her for a man.
And now we get bitchy and bitter for a year.
Mrs. Hauser, mine's wrong. Isn't this a flower?
No, Gia. Chlamydia is not a flower.
Well, we have it on, like, a trellis at our beach house.
Your trellis is a whore.
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