Veronica Mars quotes from Veronica Mars

Veronica

Where's Lilly's necklace?

Weevil

Someone left a bracelet in my bed last week. Or wait, was it a hoop earring...

Veronica

I'm not playing with you.

Weevil

Don't you get it? I have no idea what you're talking about.

Veronica

Oh, you don't, huh? Let me spell it out: I tell you about a working on-campus casino. Six hours later, it's held up by a guy, your size, wearing a mask, who happens to be covered in a thin film of drywall dust and the stench of Drakkar cologne.

Weevil

My cologne stinks? So, all this play I've been getting is from pure sex appeal?

Veronica

You just told my classmates that your old life of crime was calling. You just asked me about Lilly's necklace.

Weevil

I can't believe you'd think I'd do that - to you - after all we've been through.

Veronica

After all we've been through, can you really blame me?

Veronica

[knocks] Wallace?

Wallace

Not here.

Veronica

And you would be?

Wallace

Evil Wallace. And I know Veronica Mars doesn't hang with the evil and morally bankrupt.

You think it's me? You think I'm trying to get you out of Landry's class because I don't like you?

Veronica

Wait, you don't like me?

Logan

It's Mercer. Lamb just arrested him for the rapes on campus. He didn't do it. You have to help.

Veronica

How do you know he didn't do it?

Logan

Cause I was with him the night of the rape this summer.

Veronica

Where? Doing what?

Logan

I can't tell you OK? But you have to trust me. He's innocent.

Veronica

You're going on a date with a married woman.

Keith

It's not a date. We saw a movie, had a drink, and talked.

Veronica

Which is a date.

Veronica

Maybe I don't want to know what you were up to.

Logan

When have you ever not wanted to know anything?

Veronica

Care to share what you two free-spirited lads were up to? I'll give you a hint: it was squalid.

Logan has good reason to keep that to himself. But you shouldn't worry; he's a solid guy. I mean, I'd want him to be my boyfriend, if I swung that way.

Veronica

Give it time, you just got here.

Veronica

Look Dad, do what you gotta do, okay? I've seen too much working here to ever be surprised again.

Keith

I know you, Veronica. You're not that jaded.

Veronica

I didn't used to be. I had this one shining example that gave me some faith.

Veronica

I'm off to steal the souls of the rich with my evil image capturing device.

Keith

Have fun.

Logan

Why can't you for once just leave things alone?

Veronica

Okay, now you're starting to piss me off.

Logan

[yelling] Frankly, Veronica, so what? You're not invincible, and you're not always right.

Keith

Hey! You might want to stop yelling at my daughter.

Logan

Yeah? You might want to start.

Dick

So, not only did Chip get Kojak'd, someone put a Roman numeral on one of those little plastic Easter eggs, and stuck it in his... where-the-sun-don't-shine place. And you know where that is.

Veronica

Worst. Easter Egg Hunt. Ever.

Veronica

Side question: what do you know about Patrice Petrelli?

God! What's with all the questions? What's next -- do you wanna know where I buried Jimmy Hoffman?

Veronica

Dustin's brother?

Veronica

That's all sweet and great, but it doesn't really work that way. It's not like this is all some new facet of my personality. You know who I am. You know what I do.

Logan

And?

Veronica

And this isn't gonna change. And if you can't accept that, this isn't gonna work.

Logan

And you know who I am. And you're constantly expecting me to change. [she looks at him dumbfounded] And even right now as you're thinking, "Crap, he's got a point," you still think you're ultimately right. I love you Veronica. I love you. [after no response] Do you love me?

Veronica

Yeah.

Logan

Then can we try to go a little easier on each other?

Veronica

Yeah. I think that's a good idea.

Logan

[hugs her] So are we okay?

Veronica

Yeah, we're okay.

Veronica

Great job, Dick. I'm sure you won that debate.

Logan

Well, he's a master debater.

Veronica

Something wrong?

Logan

I can't do this anymore, Veronica. [Veronica looks at him in confusion] You know, I've been thinking... this isn't working. And I don't think I quite measure up to the person you want me to be and... I just can't take feeling like a disappointment anymore.

Veronica

Logan, I don't...

Logan

[interrupts her] Wait, let me get this out okay? The other thing... you told me you weren't built to let people help you.

Veronica

That's not exactly what I said...

Logan

It's close. And you know what? I'm not built to stand on the sidelines. [Veronica nods] And I think we have a choice. I think we can take a tough, but survivable amount of pain now...or stay together and deal with unbearable pain later. So I vote for the pain now. [They both start to tear up] But I'm always here... if you need anything. [kisses her on the forehead] But you never need anything.