Amanda Tanen quotes from Ugly Betty

Amanda

She's so fabulously douchey.

Amanda

They don't call him "the Tripod" because he's a photographer, if you catch my drift.

Amanda

The human piñata look may be all the rage in Queens, but in Soho they'll arrest you for crimes against humanity.

Amanda

[looking at Betty's handbag]: Does it come with a mule?

Amanda

Oh it's about to get nerd-nasty.

Amanda

Friends do not let friends wear glitter before noon!

Amanda

[singing to Marc] Hush, little homo, don't you cry. Mandy's gonna steal you a Prada tie.

Amanda

Marc, are you punishing me because I said I don't approve of gay marriage? I only meant that for unattractive gays, and Cliff is really growing on me.

Amanda

My sex IQ is crazy high. I'm like the Einstein of sex.

Amanda

I have a pornographic memory.

Amanda

[to Marc] I wanna get promoted. I'm sick of being a receptionist—always being at everyone's Beck and Victoria.

Betty

They can't fire us all!

Amanda

Can't they? Photo department, 2003... got axed for mentioning the words "sepia tones" at a party!

Amanda

Sure, today I'm the eye candy, but tomorrow I'll be old candy. Old, hard, wrinkly candy, covered in lint.

Marc

Are you having a stroke?

Amanda

Maybe. I'm old enough!

Amanda

Yesterday you told me my head was too big for my neck.

Marc

That was constructive criticism.

Amanda

Well, what am I supposed to do about it?

Marc

I don't know. As a friend, my job is only to point things out.

Christina

Back in Scotland I have a husband.

Amanda

Ooh, you just got 10% more interesting.

Christina

He's an insurance auditor.

Amanda

Okay, 5%.