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Ugly Betty · Season 1, Episode 22

“A Tree Grows in Guadalajara” quotes from Ugly Betty

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“A Tree Grows in Guadalajara” · Season 1, Episode 22

In this episode: Wilhelmina Slater (2), Betty Suarez (1), Marc St. James (1), Amanda Tanen (1), Justin Suarez (1), Ignacio Suarez (1)

We get to meet all of our family members and practice our Spanish. Hola comi a tu sobrina.

You just said "I ate your niece."

She swam the English Channel in a leather bikini. We already have the title: The Daredevil Wears Prada.

Doesn't anyone care that I am understudying the lead in West Side Story? God forbid Joey Colano takes ill and I don't know my finger snaps for the rumble.

Your boyfriend fakes his death and comes back as a very big girl. There really isn't a card for that.

Yesterday you told me my head was too big for my neck.

That was constructive criticism.

Well, what am I supposed to do about it?

I don't know. As a friend, my job is only to point things out.

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