Daniel Meade quotes from Ugly Betty

Daniel

[seeing Betty's braces and wide smile while introducing himself to his staff] I realize I have some awful big teeth -- shoes -- to fill.

Daniel

Thanksgiving without family would be... Thursday.

Daniel

[leaving a voicemail for Sofia] I have something to tell you... you do take my breath away. You make my heart beat faster. You make my palms sweat... but that doesn't mean I don't love you: it means I do. Sometimes your heart knows things your mind can't explain, and my heart doesn't race for anyone else. I love you, Sofia... This is Daniel, by the way.

Daniel

Apparently my credit rating is lower than that of most convicted felons.

Daniel

[to Betty] You've met my family. My mother was arrested for murder, and she's the nice one.

Daniel

Thank you; but it is Daniel, not Danny.

Wilhelmina

[deadpan] What? I'm hellaciously upset, Marc.

Marc

Oh, my God. I'm so sorry.

Wilhelmina

Shh. Purge this from memory.

Daniel

Do we really need another editorial on eating disorders?

It's a lifestyle choice!

Daniel

I can sleep with a different woman every night of the week. Why not?

Betty

The Romans had a nine-day week. You would have been a really tired centurion.

Daniel

And... where did you sleep?

Betty

In your arms!

Daniel

What?

Betty

Just kidding! On the couch, downstairs.

Daniel

Ah... good. I mean... uh... thanks.

Julie now has a husband, two kids and a dog.

Daniel

Oh, that's nice.

In her mind. She's in a mental institution.

Maybe I should stand out in the snow for three hours and cry icicle tears.

Daniel

Worked on that one for a while?

Twelve years.

Amanda

Those are the DNA results.

Daniel

So... um, how many times you think we...

Amanda

A lot... But just remember: if your dad's DNA does match mine, we're only half brother and sister, which means if we did it like twenty times, it was only wrong ten.

Daniel

Okay, that actually made sense to me... Oh, my God. You are so my sister!

Betty

It's not like I'm writing "Betty loves Henry" all over my notebook.

Daniel

[pointing to her notebook] Um...

Betty

Shut up.

Christina

[referring to a model] She won't come out of her dressing room unless she gets some booze or drugs.

Daniel

Did she mention anything about God?

Christina

Yeah, she spoke about Him. She said "God, I need some booze or drugs!"

Claire

All those in favour of removing Wilhelmina Slater as Creative Director at Mode, say "aye."

"Aye."

Claire

Motion passed. Rest in peace, bitch.