Hilda Suarez quotes from Ugly Betty

Hilda

Bitch! Out my house!

Hilda

And no Fashion TV for a month!

Hilda

A job isn't about friends. It's about making money... and stealing office supplies. By the way, we're out of coffee filters.

Hilda

[before going in to get married] This is the happiest day of my life. Alright, let's do this bitch!

Gina

You're payin' for this!

Hilda

I guess we owe you $4000... and 50 cents.

Betty

He could be deported?

Very strong possibility, yes.

Betty

But he has a family. He pays taxes. He's a Mets fan...

Hilda

He's in Oprah's book club!

Justin

You did run over her tree. And Christmas is a time of love and forgiveness.

Hilda

Grow up, Tiny Tim.

Ignacio

I'm starting not to remember the feel of rain, the smell of freshly mowed grass.

Hilda

Papi, we live in Jackson Heights. The grass smells like fried onions.

Hilda

Why is everything with Austin always such a big secret?

No secret. Austin's a good kid. They're both good kids. Everything's cool, you know.

[nervously] No! I don't know anything. What— What would I know?

Hilda

You do know something! I swear to God, Bobby, you better tell me.

No, I can't. I promised I wouldn't say anything. I'm not gonna break that promise.

Hilda

He's on drugs. Oh, my God! That Austin kid has got my baby hooked on drugs!

It's not drugs.

Hilda

Well, then, what is it, Bobby? Because I cannot think of another reason why my son is always spending time with Austin. Oh, suddenly he's sneaking off all the time, or he's up in the room with the door— [pauses as Bobby stares at her] Ohhh.