When I was a little girl, I hated getting my allergy shot. So I used to grab onto this tree outside my house and wrap my legs around it so tight no one could pull me off. These are thighs of steel!
“Secretaries' Day” · Season 1, Episode 21
In this episode: Amanda Tanen (2), Betty Suarez (1), Marc St. James (1), Claire Meade (1)
Please, this is cake. How many rehabs have I been through? At least here you can score a decent glass of toilet wine.
Wilhelmina [to Marc]: Who do you think denied you a raise for the past two years? Cut your vacation time? Who do you think hacked into your computer and canceled your subscription to DudeCruise?
Sure, today I'm the eye candy, but tomorrow I'll be old candy. Old, hard, wrinkly candy, covered in lint.
Are you having a stroke?
Maybe. I'm old enough!
Oh it's about to get nerd-nasty.
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