Henry Grubstick quotes from Ugly Betty

Henry

[to Betty] Guess I'll be on top of you the next couple of days... party-wise.

Henry

I can't believe Alexis is doing this to Daniel. They're family. Even Erica Kane forgave her daughter Kendall when she slept with her fourth husband... All My Children. It's just something I know.

Henry

When the paparazzi are stalking accountants, you know it's bad.

Betty

I know. They were following me, too. And one of them thought my glasses and nose were a disguise.

Betty

Henry, please. Stop... stop being so nice. You're not making this any easier.

Henry

Well, what am I supposed to do?

Betty

I don't know. Kick a puppy, or knock over a midget.

Henry

I think the more considerate term is "little person."

Henry

Pretend you're a hero in an action film.

Betty

Mexicans don't have action heroes, Henry. We have a speedy little mouse.