Christina McKinney quotes from Ugly Betty

Christina

[telling Santa what she wants for Christmas] A heart for Wilhelmina, courage for Marc and a brain for Amanda.

Christina

[referring to Betty's butterfly costume] Flit!

Betty

What?

Christina

Flit! It's what butterflies do!

Betty

Oh... I thought you were cursing me in Scottish!

Marc

You do not say no to Sarah Jessica Parker! She's the Holy Grail of Fashion!

Christina

I know!

Marc

And this is your big chance! And my big chance: to meet her husband, Ferris Bueller Parker.

Wilhelmina

[about her hemline] Higher... I said higher!

Christina

Any higher and I'll be giving you a pelvic exam!

Marc

Ow! Well, fill my bucket with nothing but thighs!

Wilhelmina

Relax, Colonel. We all know you prefer nuggets.

Christina

Back in Scotland I have a husband.

Amanda

Ooh, you just got 10% more interesting.

Christina

He's an insurance auditor.

Amanda

Okay, 5%.

Christina

I'm going to put your profile on Bachelocity.com.

Betty

Internet dating? Why don't you just chop me into pieces yourself and cut out the middleman?

Christina

[referring to a model] She won't come out of her dressing room unless she gets some booze or drugs.

Daniel

Did she mention anything about God?

Christina

Yeah, she spoke about Him. She said "God, I need some booze or drugs!"

Amanda

Christina, you know what's really weird? You're, like, a big, fancy designer in London, and I'm a big-shot stylist in New York.

Christina

You're a stylist now?

Amanda

Well, not in the sense that I have any clients, but I do get to combine all of my favorite interests: criticizing people, shopping, and promoting world thinness.