Alexis Meade quotes from Ugly Betty

Alexis

Let's put it this way. If my father were drowning, I would pull up a lawn chair and watch.

Wilhelmina

It looks like that skiing accident has done you a world of good... Alex Meade.

Alexis Meade

Alexis, darling. It's Alexis now.

Alexis

It's complicated coming back from the dead.

Wilhelmina

Oh, please. Donna Karan does it every three years.

Alexis

He asked me to dinner.

Wilhelmina

And you said?

Alexis

No.

Wilhelmina

Alexis, why?

Alexis

Because it's dinner and that means sex. I know that. I used to be a guy.

Wilhelmina

And what's wrong with sex?

Alexis

Well I haven't... it's... I haven't exactly... ever since I... I haven't...

Wilhelmina

Taken the new car out for a test drive?

Alexis

That's one way to put it.

Wilhelmina

Alexis, what are you waiting for? Sooner or later someone is going to have to put the key in the ignition.

Claire

All those in favour of removing Wilhelmina Slater as Creative Director at Mode, say "aye."

"Aye."

Claire

Motion passed. Rest in peace, bitch.