Wilhelmina Slater quotes from Ugly Betty

Wilhelmina

That is the absolute cruelest thing I've ever seen... someone's getting a raise!

Wilhelmina

I hate it when she's smiles. It's so... metallic. but holes eat dirt

Wilhelmina

Animal rights versus fashion rights: just who is right?

Wilhelmina

Poor people are so cheap.

Wilhelmina

A story as old as time.

Wilhelmina

A Hermes scarf. How pretty. I'm sure my cleaning lady will love it.

Wilhelmina

She swam the English Channel in a leather bikini. We already have the title: The Daredevil Wears Prada.

Wilhelmina

Your boyfriend fakes his death and comes back as a very big girl. There really isn't a card for that.

Wilhelmina

Even if I wanted to express sympathy, I physically can't.

Wilhelmina

[to Amanda] When Fey started puking up her breakfast, she was thrilled -- until she found out she was pregnant.

Wilhelmina

If I ate lunch, now would be the time to lose it.

Wilhelmina

I'm Wilhelmina Slater and I don't get wet.

Wilhelmina

You're right. I've been hormotional.

Wilhelmina

Thank you, Betty. That'll be worth at least ten years of therapy.

Wilhelmina

[on the phone with Tyler] Slip-ups are inevitable. And it's okay. I certainly know how tempting a perfectly mixed cocktail can be. I can almost taste it right now. [sips martini] It's like a warm hug going down my throat.