Even if I wanted to express sympathy, I physically can't.
“"Grin and Bear It"” · Season 2, Episode 4
In this episode: Wilhelmina Slater (2), Amanda Tanen (2), Marc St. James (1)
[to Amanda] When Fey started puking up her breakfast, she was thrilled -- until she found out she was pregnant.
PBProf. Bennett
If you have nothing to write, try killing yourself. If you fail, you'll have something to write about. If you succeed, your troubles will be over!
What year were you born?
1991.
You're 16?
1992.
Other way.
Friends do not let friends wear glitter before noon!
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