Marc St. James quotes from Ugly Betty

Marc

Did you see her facelift? Lawsuit!

Marc

[talking about Betty] The poor cow has no idea we only invited her so people could see she really exists. She's like a real-life Snuffleupagus, only hairier.

Marc

[to Justin] Be who you are. Dress how you want... Just learn how to run really fast.

Marc

You must've had some weekend. A gay man bought you shoes. I peeked, and maybe tried them on.

Marc

drinking is my job on the highway while i eat shit

Marc

I have to haul my well-toned ass to Schenectady, eat cranberry sauce in the shape of a can and tell my family all about my girlfriend who lives up in Canada.

Marc

Trust me. If she had hidden cameras in here, I'd have been fired a long time ago.

Marc

I only have $17 in my account. We could go to the bank, but it would just be a social call.

Marc

Would it be okay to have a goodbye party and not invite her?

Marc

[to Wilhelmina] You are evil. I'm SO going as you for Halloween.

Marc

[to Amanda] Okay, can we forget about your father and focus on your mother and what being Fey Sommers' daughter will get us, and by us I mean you, and by you I mean me.

Marc

[to Amanda] Your 15 minutes are almost up. Quincy Jones is on the 4th row. Now sing, bitch!

Marc

I'm sorry Wili, but... she makes me feel tingly where no other girl has ever made me feel tingly!

Marc

Is there water underneath you, because I think I smell a plan brewing?

Daniel

Thank you; but it is Daniel, not Danny.

Wilhelmina

[deadpan] What? I'm hellaciously upset, Marc.

Marc

Oh, my God. I'm so sorry.

Wilhelmina

Shh. Purge this from memory.