[to Marc] I wanna get promoted. I'm sick of being a receptionist—always being at everyone's Beck and Victoria.
“Chica and the Man” · Season 4, Episode 13
In this episode: Marc St. James (3), Amanda Tanen (3), Wilhelmina Slater (2), Claire Meade (1)
[reading from a website announcing an upcoming drag show] "Mean queens of fashion in New York City's finest drag bar. Double bill featuring Manna Wintour and Wilheldiva Hater"?!
That is so fun— offensive!
I will not be mocked by some low-rent drag queen! It's insulting.
It's inexcusable!
It's delicious. What's that web address?
Uh, yeah, I'll write it down—
Don't even bother. I'll have my lawyers draw up a cease and desist order immediately. As if I didn't have enough queens to shut down right here at Mode. [glances at Marc]
[to Betty] You must be so excited to be honored by the Big Lesbian Order of Bloggers.
Amanda, I already told you. That's not what BLOB stands for. It stands for Big, Lumpy, Obese Bloggers.
You're meaner than any version of you I could ever do.
Well, I could make an effort to be liked, but I'd rather be hated than inconvenienced. However, if you stick around and shave again, seems I could have it all.
Mandy, why did I just see Helen in the closet reading a four-year-old Marie Claire and wiping Cheeto dust off of her fingers with a vintage Prada shift?!
Marc, I tried to fire her, but I couldn't. And I knew if Willie saw her—
What happens when she asks about a paycheck?
Oh, I give her Meade money. [pulls out fake bills with Daniel's face on them]
Mandy, a fake job and a fake paycheck aren't helping Helen any. And trust me, no good ever came from keeping someone in the closet.
Okay, you just got really deep.
I know, and now I have a headache.
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