[Betty brings Daniel a rock from Mexico.]
It's supposed to be mystical. The old man who sold it to me said it would help you on your journey to enlightenment. Or with cramps. My Spanish really sucks.
“East Side Story” · Season 1, Episode 23
In this episode: Wilhelmina Slater (2), Betty Suarez (1), Marc St. James (1), Amanda Tanen (1), Christina McKinney (1)
Fabia? That little Euro-Wench is getting married?
And she got Elton John to sing for the wedding. He's re-written "Candle In the Wind" just for her.
What? He was re-writing "Candle in the Wind" for me!
Ugh. Give that queen twenty-bucks and she'll re-write it for anybody.
Get Fabia over here. Wedding Summit '07 is on!
FFabia
You must come to the ceremony. I won't be able to get married without my "something old."
Oh, with the veins in your legs, you already have your "something blue."
DDiane
Oh, my God! That is so romantic. It's like Julia Roberts flossing before whoring herself in "Pretty Woman."
Back in Scotland I have a husband.
Ooh, you just got 10% more interesting.
He's an insurance auditor.
Okay, 5%.
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